Allstarsizzle:
For obvious reasons this was one of the most anticipated seasons ever, and having already hosted 7 pretty successful seasons before this, you would think I would have made better decisions. People don't understand why I get so bitchy and become a hardcore dickface about Allstars... I had waited four years for the game and busted my ass in each previous season to make sure the series lasted until Allstars, of course I'm going to be a protective and vicious Papa. I don't expect everyone to understand why I get that way - I've said this a million times - I take iSurv1vor very seriously. Moving on...
First bad choice - casting 27 people and not sticking to my guns of originally wanting to only cast 20.
Second bad choice - with expanding the cast one could argue that a handful of people really didn't deserve to be called Allstars, but were casted because they were my 'friends' and I had a lot of pressure from Joel to cast Bridget and Andii because their vagina's turned him on. I love you Bridget and I don't regret casting you. Andii, babydoll I love you, but I from your original season I'm not too sure you were worthy of the Allstar title. With that being said, I ended up expanding the cast and casting Andii who ended up cheating. Regardless how many times she did or did not do it, cheating is cheating. I don't really want to delve into old garbage, I'm gay and I don't like to get dirty, but you cannot mention Allstars without mentioning Andii's infamous cheating scandal. Love ya girl!! So yeah, Andii cheated and Cody was crowned the winner. I guess all that drama at the end of the game was fitting because the final legs of that game was a snoozefest, so however pissed off I was, looking back on it now makes me laugh. Bah, I'm steering off tangent, but I will add with Andii cheating and shit, it just completely made me regret casting every single unworthy person. Allstars is for Allstar players and I kinda changed the meaning of the word with some of my casting decisions. Oh well it's over and done with.
Best part of Allstars was definitley seeing my favorite players from completely different games battle it out. One of the people I was most excited to see play was Richard from China. Richy was one of the greatest players during his season, but was a letdown in Allstars due to his personal life. I can't fault the kid but as a host I expect people to live, breath, and die iSurv1vor lol. Richy didn't
and wasn't as fun to watch play in Allstars. He was, however, part of one of the best alliances this game has ever seen, the Triforce.
Which brings me to one of the most "love to hate" players ever, Payne. I miss this kid. Watching him play this game is unlike anything I've ever seen before. He's definitely a reason why Hawaii is said to be one of the best seasons. I can talk all day about Payne and if you need/want more info - fucking go back to Allstars and Hawaii and read up on him yourself
I was pumped for my homeslice Tom to play again. For over two years now Tom has been here watching iSurv1vor grow. I'm sure he can tell you how this series has evolved because he's live it, he's the iSurv1vor grandpa, the only person from his season to keep up with pretty much every season thereafter. Go Tom! Allstars was definitely twist heavy which again is a semi-regret, and Tom fell victim to one of the many twists. I just wanted to shake shit up as much as possible to avoid the game being predictable, and allowing friends to stick with friends simply based on being...friends. Gay.
Bridget, defintiely upped the anti with her gameplay in Allstars. She made me 100% proud to have casted her. Some would call her the bitch of the season which I'm sure she'd wear with a big fucking smile, crown on head, batting her eyelashes. Her team-up with Payne was predictable for me (only because I knew she LOVED Payne in Hawaii) yet, the majority of the cast had no fucking idea. People need to learn to listen to me when I say READ UP ON PAST SEASONS, because if they did they would have know Payne abd Bridget would most likely be a tight alliance, like, penis in vagina tight. Anywho, Bridget made me proud and even voted for Andii, I loved it. GO Bridget!
Taylorstreet, didn't last too long in Allstars but watching this kid play is always fun and entertaining. He did sabotage the season by giving Andii his login information, but I have since been able to look past that and not want to castrate his ass everytime I speak with him. Taylor is a good kid and an interesting player.
Just a few highlights:
- Matt from China totally thinking he had his entire tribe doing what he wanted and was voted out unanimously, I think? lmao.
- Morgan being in love with Tom and getting voted out because everyone figured she would stick by him 100%.
- John and Kyle picking the new tribes in Round 2 and getting voted out right after. Funny shit!
- Kimber being Kimber and being the first person to outwardly call out the Triforce alliance, credence given to Taylor.
- Right before the merge when everyone on Piper's team threw the story telling challenge just to vote her out. Mission accomplished.
- Torah thinking she had everyone wrapped around her finger and when merge came her puppet master strings fell right off.
- Mike being the consistant target of the Triforce alliance and doing a pretty good job rallying some troops to counter it.
- Donna making the final four.
- Kenyon making the final three having been on vactaion 3/4 of the season.
Honorable mention:
Jia Pet! MATTHEW! Sammi <3 Love these three, I would type more but my fingers hurt
I would list more people in Allstars but I don't want to lol. I might feel like it later but meh. All in all Allstars was a decent season. I definitely could have been worse, but it also could have been much much better. As long as the people playing had fun then it was all worth it.
Comments?
Peru next, Canada to follow!