Post by robbieriot on Apr 25, 2009 1:45:49 GMT -5
So lets see here...what do I have to work with...Bleeker, Amanda, Lafrance, Taylor, and Teagan...I honestly have no idea where to begin. But I think the obvious choice is Amanda. Now, I dunno how many of you are Harry Potter fans...I am and so is she apparently. But what kind of person roots for HUFFLEPUFF?!?! Thats like going to the special olympics and rooting for the one cripple who isnt in a wheelchair. Completely pointless. Sort of embarassing too I mean, if you cant make it into Griffindor or Slytherin, then wtf are you doing at hogwarts? JUST SAYIN. And then we have Lafrance...I mean even if Sandy did rename you, he could have seriously tried to not make you sound like a gay black guy from lousiana..."Hey girlll whats yo name..." "MMMMhmmmm im LaFrance honey and dont you forget it!" SNAP SNAP SNAP. I'd rather have a name like Bleeker...btw wasnt that a muppet? OH wait thats Beeker...the resemblence is uncanny though. If a muppet fucked a dyke from the L word...we would have BLEEKER. You're so scene, that the opening credits to golden girls make you wanna write a poem right before you call your 14 year old girlfriend with jet black hair and purple lipstick whose probably listening to AFI just to tell her that the clowns are out to get you but the voices inside your head tell you to FACE THEM. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! You're so Emo, Elmo thinks your gay. Oh and Teagan? How's 10th grade? You belong in Hufflepuff with Amanda. I wish I knew more about you, because making fun of your looks is just rude. Even though you do look like Hillary Swanks, younger sister. And Taylor...ive been dieing to ask you wtf is up with your default picture. I swear to god, you are SO WHITE I thought you had the fucking Jason Vorhees mask on. You look like a manaquin head that you'd see in the Macy's womens department. And seriously, what the fuck is up with all the Canadians on Ta'lab. Dont you people have anything better to do? Like produce terrible music from mediocre artists...shut up youre not even a real country. I mean, Amanda, you might as well move to Canada. You'll probably fit in there better with the other dozen 20 year old virgins. Now thats a little rude...I'm sure you've had your fair share of "men" inside of you...by the name of...Cucumber, Carrot, and hell, even Celary...ribbed for your pleasure. Bleeker, you're the lucky one. You're from Australia, and not Canada. I mean even if we cant understand att the fuck yo saying aff da toime mate. Glad all I have to do is read your writing and not hear that accent. I'd rather listen to Teagan talk about her Facebook ORG's...because playing those is a sure fire way to get to the popular table at lunchtime. You 5 would totally be at the same table, honestly its perfect. Too good to be true. Wellll I'd say that about does it for me but in the meantime Ta'lab...sex can wait...masturbate. Srsly tho Id hate to see any of you procreate. ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
-Robbie Riot...
-Robbie Riot...