Post by corey on Apr 25, 2009 11:14:06 GMT -5
*Ahem*.
I am here today to roast the wonderful (?) Shams tribe.
Shams...it's pretty ironic they're called 'Shams' isn't it?
I'm sure it means something in Arabia, but in this Arabia it means what it is meant to mean. 'Shambolic'.
I'm pretty sure that Robbie had just finished watching Survivor Palau when he decided to replicate what the Ulong tribe did. Which was of course picking a tribe that couldn't win.
Or maybe he idolises Gillian from Gabon?
Keep him away from that elephant dung...
But you have to feel for Alex. I have a feeling that he'll be Bobby Jon & Ste-...I mean Ginny will be Steph.
A merge might save them from that tragedy.
Bud, the would-be savior for the Shams tribe.
If Ace couldn't save Fang, how on Earth could Bud rescue the Shams tribe from themself?
You also have to feel sorry for poor Ginny.
Having to come into the game to a descimated tribe.
Not even her past knowledge or outstanding efforts can save Shams from Shams.
I even think that if you put Taylor, Ginny AND Bud all into this Shams tribe, that just because they're in Shams, they'll all lose.
There's something in the water down there I tells ya...
Of course, maybe with Mr.Active (Luke) gone, they can now perform a bit better.
But without the Bleeker-Spirit, they're not going to do too well unfortunately.
Personally, I think that there needs to be someone called 'Harry' in the Shams tribe. That'd make Ginny happy, perhaps?
...well...Ginny still doesn't look happy.
I tell you what, I wasn't too happy when I was in Shams either.
Alex and Robbie seem relatively happy though, especially Alex!
...Alex's ears weren't that big the last time I checked...
Hmm, maybe that's why he has his hood over his head in one of his display photos?
On second thoughts, I think Robbie is trying to look happy, but can't.
Bud seems content with his new Tribe. I don't know why.
He's a little green with envy though.
I'll tell you what. So is Park.
I must admit, it is hard to envy Shams.
What is there to envy?
I suppose it's easier to pronounce than 'Ta'lab'.
But at the end of the day, realisticly, perhaps this is what will happen to Shams:
And then...
...they're already halfway there!
Here is a bonus poem!
Because I feel like it, okay?
You've got to feel sorry for Shams,
Even with Ginny, they're damned.
Perhaps Bud could help pick up the form?
It'll take a miracle to weather the storm.
Let's wait and see who wins though.
Or else I'll sure look like a bimbo.
They could pull off an upset win.
And one of us could end up in the bin.
But that looks highly unlikely.
As my poetry is highly spritely.
I could even rhyme something with 'Ulong'.
But what honestly rhymes with 'Ulong'?
'Too long' rhymes with 'Ulong'.
'Futon' rhymes with 'Ulong'.
Ooh, wrong.
'Furon' rhymes with 'Ulong'
A lot rhymes with 'Ulong'.
But I'm getting a bit off track,
Let's try and get things back.
Oh, dear...I've lost my flow.
This sure blows.
Hang on a sec, that's a lie.
I'll give this poem another try.
Alex, Bud, Ginny, Robbie & Park,
Had all better find some form of spark.
Or they'll be back at Tribal Council.
And Ta'lab will give them another trouncing.
I also thought that I'd mention Ginny.
Her name appears to rhyme with 'winning'.
We should also mention Bud.
Will he be a dud?
I guess that only time will tell...
Until then, we'll give 'em hell.[/i]
I am here today to roast the wonderful (?) Shams tribe.
Shams...it's pretty ironic they're called 'Shams' isn't it?
I'm sure it means something in Arabia, but in this Arabia it means what it is meant to mean. 'Shambolic'.
I'm pretty sure that Robbie had just finished watching Survivor Palau when he decided to replicate what the Ulong tribe did. Which was of course picking a tribe that couldn't win.
Or maybe he idolises Gillian from Gabon?
Keep him away from that elephant dung...
But you have to feel for Alex. I have a feeling that he'll be Bobby Jon & Ste-...I mean Ginny will be Steph.
A merge might save them from that tragedy.
Bud, the would-be savior for the Shams tribe.
If Ace couldn't save Fang, how on Earth could Bud rescue the Shams tribe from themself?
You also have to feel sorry for poor Ginny.
Having to come into the game to a descimated tribe.
Not even her past knowledge or outstanding efforts can save Shams from Shams.
I even think that if you put Taylor, Ginny AND Bud all into this Shams tribe, that just because they're in Shams, they'll all lose.
There's something in the water down there I tells ya...
Of course, maybe with Mr.Active (Luke) gone, they can now perform a bit better.
But without the Bleeker-Spirit, they're not going to do too well unfortunately.
Personally, I think that there needs to be someone called 'Harry' in the Shams tribe. That'd make Ginny happy, perhaps?
...well...Ginny still doesn't look happy.
I tell you what, I wasn't too happy when I was in Shams either.
Alex and Robbie seem relatively happy though, especially Alex!
...Alex's ears weren't that big the last time I checked...
Hmm, maybe that's why he has his hood over his head in one of his display photos?
On second thoughts, I think Robbie is trying to look happy, but can't.
Bud seems content with his new Tribe. I don't know why.
He's a little green with envy though.
I'll tell you what. So is Park.
I must admit, it is hard to envy Shams.
What is there to envy?
I suppose it's easier to pronounce than 'Ta'lab'.
But at the end of the day, realisticly, perhaps this is what will happen to Shams:
And then...
...they're already halfway there!
Here is a bonus poem!
Because I feel like it, okay?
You've got to feel sorry for Shams,
Even with Ginny, they're damned.
Perhaps Bud could help pick up the form?
It'll take a miracle to weather the storm.
Let's wait and see who wins though.
Or else I'll sure look like a bimbo.
They could pull off an upset win.
And one of us could end up in the bin.
But that looks highly unlikely.
As my poetry is highly spritely.
I could even rhyme something with 'Ulong'.
But what honestly rhymes with 'Ulong'?
'Too long' rhymes with 'Ulong'.
'Futon' rhymes with 'Ulong'.
Ooh, wrong.
'Furon' rhymes with 'Ulong'
A lot rhymes with 'Ulong'.
But I'm getting a bit off track,
Let's try and get things back.
Oh, dear...I've lost my flow.
This sure blows.
Hang on a sec, that's a lie.
I'll give this poem another try.
Alex, Bud, Ginny, Robbie & Park,
Had all better find some form of spark.
Or they'll be back at Tribal Council.
And Ta'lab will give them another trouncing.
I also thought that I'd mention Ginny.
Her name appears to rhyme with 'winning'.
We should also mention Bud.
Will he be a dud?
I guess that only time will tell...
Until then, we'll give 'em hell.[/i]
