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Apr 25, 2009 11:19:38 GMT -5
Post by ginny on Apr 25, 2009 11:19:38 GMT -5
The only lotion Taylor endorses for those everyday "jobs"  |
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IC 5
Apr 25, 2009 11:24:46 GMT -5
Post by ginny on Apr 25, 2009 11:24:46 GMT -5
Let's Hufflepuff!  |
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Apr 25, 2009 11:49:37 GMT -5
Post by ginny on Apr 25, 2009 11:49:37 GMT -5
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Apr 25, 2009 12:41:26 GMT -5
Post by ginny on Apr 25, 2009 12:41:26 GMT -5
"LaFrance has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks he is a fine man. LaFrance has usually been governed by prostitutes." —Mark Twain
"LaFrace is a smallish, monkey-looking guy and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside his house and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." —P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, LaFrance reminds me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"I would call LaFrance a scumbag, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum." —Dennis Miller
Next time there's a war in iSurv1vor, the loser has to keep LaFrance.
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IC 5
Apr 25, 2009 18:38:04 GMT -5
Post by ginny on Apr 25, 2009 18:38:04 GMT -5
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied,"Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
What does this have to do with Tegan ... it was just as pointless and boring as she is.
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Apr 25, 2009 18:39:21 GMT -5
Post by ginny on Apr 25, 2009 18:39:21 GMT -5
DONE! and ready to be judged  |
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