IC5: Ginny's Roast

[corey]

"LaFrance has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks he is a fine man. LaFrance has usually been governed by prostitutes." —Mark Twain

"LaFrace is a smallish, monkey-looking guy and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside his house and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." —P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, LaFrance reminds me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"I would call LaFrance a scumbag, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum." —Dennis Miller

Next time there's a war in iSurv1vor, the loser has to keep LaFrance.

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied,"Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his
feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - raw sexual power. In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"

What does this have to do with Tegan ... it was just as pointless and boring as she is.

[Morgan]

Either I'm very stupid or the jokes were very stupid, but I didn't understand anything or laughed at anything, well the Teagan bit was a little funny. And the LaFrance thing was pretty clever. I'll give her 3 points.
Morgan-Points left: 19/50

[Jermainey]

I completely died at the picture of Bleeker on the baby's body
The rest was meh, although the Teagan bit was kinda funny too.

4 points awarded

Jermainey's Points Remaining: 30/50

[corey]

The Bleeker picture made me laugh and so did the Teagan joke. I'm gonna give 4 too.

(36 left)

[juicy]

The Teagan bit was funny once it finally got to the punchline.
The pictures were fairly amusing also

Ill give her + 5


Juicy points left 20/50

[confettixxandii]

The pictures. <3 5 points for you.

(25 Left)

[kirin]

HAHAHA i loved the vaseline and the teagan part. 6/10

[Sandy]

It made me giggle a tiny bit.

5/10

(27 left)

[Jeffrey]

morgan, you're not stupid at all. i didn't find one thing really at all in this to be funny. in fact it seemed like she was trying too hard. a little disappointing, although i like the pictures. so yeah i think it was shit.

4/10

[22/50]

[erik]

It was pretty good but not hilarious and the photoshopping could be better. 3/10.

[MATTHEW]

OH DENNIS MILLER, SO FUNNY

3/10

[Morgan]

Thank God Jeffrey I was starting to get worried.

[britti]

4 points

46 remaining.

[Tom]

Not the greatest, but definitely in the better part of the bunch. 6/10