IC5: Robbie's Roast

[corey]

So lets see here...what do I have to work with...Bleeker, Amanda, Lafrance, Taylor, and Teagan...I honestly have no idea where to begin. But I think the obvious choice is Amanda. Now, I dunno how many of you are Harry Potter fans...I am and so is she apparently. But what kind of person roots for HUFFLEPUFF?!?! Thats like going to the special olympics and rooting for the one cripple who isnt in a wheelchair. Completely pointless. Sort of embarassing too I mean, if you cant make it into Griffindor or Slytherin, then wtf are you doing at hogwarts? JUST SAYIN. And then we have Lafrance...I mean even if Sandy did rename you, he could have seriously tried to not make you sound like a gay black guy from lousiana..."Hey girlll whats yo name..." "MMMMhmmmm im LaFrance honey and dont you forget it!" SNAP SNAP SNAP. I'd rather have a name like Bleeker...btw wasnt that a muppet? OH wait thats Beeker...the resemblence is uncanny though. If a muppet fucked a dyke from the L word...we would have BLEEKER. You're so scene, that the opening credits to golden girls make you wanna write a poem right before you call your 14 year old girlfriend with jet black hair and purple lipstick whose probably listening to AFI just to tell her that the clowns are out to get you but the voices inside your head tell you to FACE THEM. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT! You're so Emo, Elmo thinks your gay. Oh and Teagan? How's 10th grade? You belong in Hufflepuff with Amanda. I wish I knew more about you, because making fun of your looks is just rude. Even though you do look like Hillary Swanks, younger sister. And Taylor...ive been dieing to ask you wtf is up with your default picture. I swear to god, you are SO WHITE I thought you had the fucking Jason Vorhees mask on. You look like a manaquin head that you'd see in the Macy's womens department. And seriously, what the fuck is up with all the Canadians on Ta'lab. Dont you people have anything better to do? Like produce terrible music from mediocre artists...shut up youre not even a real country. I mean, Amanda, you might as well move to Canada. You'll probably fit in there better with the other dozen 20 year old virgins. Now thats a little rude...I'm sure you've had your fair share of "men" inside of you...by the name of...Cucumber, Carrot, and hell, even Celary...ribbed for your pleasure. Bleeker, you're the lucky one. You're from Australia, and not Canada. I mean even if we cant understand att the fuck yo saying aff da toime mate. Glad all I have to do is read your writing and not hear that accent. I'd rather listen to Teagan talk about her Facebook ORG's...because playing those is a sure fire way to get to the popular table at lunchtime. You 5 would totally be at the same table, honestly its perfect. Too good to be true. Wellll I'd say that about does it for me but in the meantime Ta'lab...sex can wait...masturbate. Srsly tho Id hate to see any of you procreate. ILL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

-Robbie Riot...

[Morgan]

Someone needs to learn to use the ENTER key. I'm tired of the Amanda/Harry Potter jokes, can't they think of something else? And overall I think he was trying too hard to funny and it had just too much info, I had a hard time understand where a joke started and where it ended. Once again the Teagan part and the last part was the funniest.
I'll give him a 4.
Morgan-Points left: 15/50

[corey]

The only parts i enjoyed were Bleeker and Teagans parts. Also, a Canadian 'judge' aint gonna give you points for making fun of Canada. He gets 3.

(33 left)

[juicy]

This shit hurt my eyes to read. It would've definitely helped to separate everything and I dont know shit about Harry Potter so that stuff wasn't funny at all. Saying Bleeker was the product of a muppet and a dyke from the L word was funny though.


+ 5

Juicy points left 15/50

[confettixxandii]

I got bored. Take 3.

(13 Left)

[kirin]

haha the only parts i liked were teagans part and the parts about vegetables. but yeah i agree he needs to use enter (but maybe his enter key broke)

4/10

[Sandy]

Aw Kirin is so cute giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Minus it being one big shitfest of a paragraph, I did get and laugh at some of the jokes.

7/10

15/50 remaining

[Jeffrey]

i played a game once with robbie and he wasn't funny then (nor was he very smart) and he isn't funny now. the lafrance part was painful to read although i guess i did like the vulgar vegetables.

3/10

[11/50]

[erik]

Some decent jabs but kinda long and just not that eeeevil. 3 Points!

[MATTHEW]

TL;DR

4/10

[britti]

5 points

30 remaining.