Post by Sandy on Apr 26, 2009 0:18:09 GMT -5
If the page works later I'll post it there but for the time being it's not working and my city is in chaos so I'm sure the power will go off eventually. Blah, here:
Well howdie there Sandy, Corey and Alumni. So, apparently we have to make a roaster about the other tribe. I’m not sure if ShaMorons can pull a win over Ta’Lame because we truly suck, I mean the day we win a challenge will be like apocalyptic or something but hey help us win and make this bunch of Morons have a day off Tribal. Either way, a vote for Ta’Lame to win is a vote for mediocrity, a boring outcome and a bunch of people who can’t hold a conversation, are you sure you want to have a mute person without personality to join the alumni ranks? So vote for us, ShaMorons, we are much more entertaining, we are kind of a little better looking [even with our new monstrosities] and we have a tribal pet, we even make him wear a dog collar… I mean how can you not vote for a tribe who actually took the time to get themselves a tribal pet who dances when you ask him? Guess that’s all the convincing I can do or else I’ll start roasting my own tribe which might not be half as beneficial, hope you enjoy my roast, just remember:
ShaMorons > Ta’Lame.
Amanduh – *baby voice* Ohmigash hi! My name’s Amanduh and I totally wub little puppies and I’m in wub with this amazin’ African guy who seems to wub me back and like I want to meet him and like kiss him and just have an splendid white wedding with my pwetty white dress and little birdies singing and like little mice helping me saw my dress and like ohmigash like a carriage and we can like dress like Harry and Ginny and like our first kid can be named Harry James Potter and we can make him have a scar in the form of a thunder. Ohmigash wouldn’t that be so amazing? Oh by the way I wub everyone in this game and I hope we can all be friends and like hold hands and sing because I want everyone in my wedding with my African guy.
Bleeker – Alright, Bleeker. First off what kind of idiot swaps his name to Bleeker? I’m sorry but if you were a little boy I’ll get it but you are like 19 already and being called Bleeker it’s still pathetic, I’ll give you that it’s not forgettable but I think anyone with half a brain will rather be forgotten than remembered by a stupid kid nickname. Image you are 56 years old and someone comes up to you calling you Bleeker, oh hell I’ll divorce you in 5 seconds. Though I’m not sure if gay guys can get married down under. Who cares it’s not like you’ll get married with your toad like face and your horrid hair, I’ll tell you to cut it off and sell it for wig making but I sincerely doubt anyone will want a piece of that. You know what they say quality over quantity, and yours little guy is not quality hair, yuk.
David – Who? Gosh, I didn’t even knew there was a David playing. But I mean one look at him and you see why he is so forgettable, he is the typical ugly bastard who you don’t even want to approach because you are afraid he might just rape you or something. You know, the type of guy who you see in a dark alley in the middle of the night and gives you the creeps? Yup, that’s David, well that’s him when you spot him because he is pretty invisible.
FJ [LaFrance] – Okay, there’s a reason why I nicknamed him Fugly Jamie, obviously because he is ugly as hell and he will probably be a virgin until either he dies or he ahs enough money [and luck] to find a blind hooker that will not mind being crushed under his tremendous amount of weight. Guess the F can also stand for Fat Jamie. No but seriously, he is the most boring person in the whole wide world, he puts Joe from Tocantins on shame, at least Joe managed to make Erinn like him, this guy is not only boring as hell but he is pretty retarded, I mean what type of moron starts talking smack about someone before he even knows he ends in his tribe? Oh and best of all, he doesn’t even have a personality to like come on top of the other guy who he is bad mouthing thus screwing himself over. I guess he is just a complete Failure.
Gaylor – Normally I wouldn’t mock gay guys for being gay but there are certain gay guys who just make you open your eyes and quote Mean Girls “You are almost too gay to function” and well, Taylor is a little TOO gay to function. I mean I know I’m not saying I’m straight but if you come to me and hit on me by saying you are in your bed all the time and like in a towel and stuff, dude are you trying to replace Bud as my personal stalker? Because I really don’t feel like getting anymore gay loving. And either way, I know you kind of look like a girl but even as a girl you are very very ugly so you wouldn’t stand a chance in hell with me. But maybe you can convince FJ that you are actually a chick so you both can get some, I’m sure you need it, that way you can stop telling me that you are naked and rolling around in bed.
Teagan - So, Teagan is the Queen of Ta’Lame, why? Because she is lame as hell, she never speaks, she never posts, she never logs into the board and she has a crush on a dude she met through Facebook, I mean dude what kind of lame chick can’t find a guy who lives near her? Is she even playing the game? Seriously, she seems more worried in hooking up with Facebook dude than in actually doing something for this game. But in her defence she is
Ugh, I hope I got the right people to roast, the stupid page is still not loading and no one seems to be wanting to help this poor [but sexy] soul. If not, can you let me know so I can correct it? Thanks
Well howdie there Sandy, Corey and Alumni. So, apparently we have to make a roaster about the other tribe. I’m not sure if ShaMorons can pull a win over Ta’Lame because we truly suck, I mean the day we win a challenge will be like apocalyptic or something but hey help us win and make this bunch of Morons have a day off Tribal. Either way, a vote for Ta’Lame to win is a vote for mediocrity, a boring outcome and a bunch of people who can’t hold a conversation, are you sure you want to have a mute person without personality to join the alumni ranks? So vote for us, ShaMorons, we are much more entertaining, we are kind of a little better looking [even with our new monstrosities] and we have a tribal pet, we even make him wear a dog collar… I mean how can you not vote for a tribe who actually took the time to get themselves a tribal pet who dances when you ask him? Guess that’s all the convincing I can do or else I’ll start roasting my own tribe which might not be half as beneficial, hope you enjoy my roast, just remember:
ShaMorons > Ta’Lame.
Amanduh – *baby voice* Ohmigash hi! My name’s Amanduh and I totally wub little puppies and I’m in wub with this amazin’ African guy who seems to wub me back and like I want to meet him and like kiss him and just have an splendid white wedding with my pwetty white dress and little birdies singing and like little mice helping me saw my dress and like ohmigash like a carriage and we can like dress like Harry and Ginny and like our first kid can be named Harry James Potter and we can make him have a scar in the form of a thunder. Ohmigash wouldn’t that be so amazing? Oh by the way I wub everyone in this game and I hope we can all be friends and like hold hands and sing because I want everyone in my wedding with my African guy.
Bleeker – Alright, Bleeker. First off what kind of idiot swaps his name to Bleeker? I’m sorry but if you were a little boy I’ll get it but you are like 19 already and being called Bleeker it’s still pathetic, I’ll give you that it’s not forgettable but I think anyone with half a brain will rather be forgotten than remembered by a stupid kid nickname. Image you are 56 years old and someone comes up to you calling you Bleeker, oh hell I’ll divorce you in 5 seconds. Though I’m not sure if gay guys can get married down under. Who cares it’s not like you’ll get married with your toad like face and your horrid hair, I’ll tell you to cut it off and sell it for wig making but I sincerely doubt anyone will want a piece of that. You know what they say quality over quantity, and yours little guy is not quality hair, yuk.
David – Who? Gosh, I didn’t even knew there was a David playing. But I mean one look at him and you see why he is so forgettable, he is the typical ugly bastard who you don’t even want to approach because you are afraid he might just rape you or something. You know, the type of guy who you see in a dark alley in the middle of the night and gives you the creeps? Yup, that’s David, well that’s him when you spot him because he is pretty invisible.
FJ [LaFrance] – Okay, there’s a reason why I nicknamed him Fugly Jamie, obviously because he is ugly as hell and he will probably be a virgin until either he dies or he ahs enough money [and luck] to find a blind hooker that will not mind being crushed under his tremendous amount of weight. Guess the F can also stand for Fat Jamie. No but seriously, he is the most boring person in the whole wide world, he puts Joe from Tocantins on shame, at least Joe managed to make Erinn like him, this guy is not only boring as hell but he is pretty retarded, I mean what type of moron starts talking smack about someone before he even knows he ends in his tribe? Oh and best of all, he doesn’t even have a personality to like come on top of the other guy who he is bad mouthing thus screwing himself over. I guess he is just a complete Failure.
Gaylor – Normally I wouldn’t mock gay guys for being gay but there are certain gay guys who just make you open your eyes and quote Mean Girls “You are almost too gay to function” and well, Taylor is a little TOO gay to function. I mean I know I’m not saying I’m straight but if you come to me and hit on me by saying you are in your bed all the time and like in a towel and stuff, dude are you trying to replace Bud as my personal stalker? Because I really don’t feel like getting anymore gay loving. And either way, I know you kind of look like a girl but even as a girl you are very very ugly so you wouldn’t stand a chance in hell with me. But maybe you can convince FJ that you are actually a chick so you both can get some, I’m sure you need it, that way you can stop telling me that you are naked and rolling around in bed.
Teagan - So, Teagan is the Queen of Ta’Lame, why? Because she is lame as hell, she never speaks, she never posts, she never logs into the board and she has a crush on a dude she met through Facebook, I mean dude what kind of lame chick can’t find a guy who lives near her? Is she even playing the game? Seriously, she seems more worried in hooking up with Facebook dude than in actually doing something for this game. But in her defence she is
Ugh, I hope I got the right people to roast, the stupid page is still not loading and no one seems to be wanting to help this poor [but sexy] soul. If not, can you let me know so I can correct it? Thanks
I WOULD HAVE LIKED HIM TO MAKE A CORRELATION BETWEEN BLEEKERS NAME AND BLEEKER ST IN MANHATTAN BUT I GUESS EVERYONE CANT THINK OUT OF THE BOX.
