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Post by Alexander on Apr 29, 2009 11:01:34 GMT -5
Episode VI - "Don't you like dong?" Hospitalized, what?! This morning I wake up, much much better than yesterday and ready to get rolling, I sign on into AIM and then I see this offline message by Bud saying someone said I was in the hospital, wait... what? I think it was a good natured thing but what whoever said it doesn't realize is that it puts me in a more precarious situation with my tribe, if they think I can't be around to compete they'll change the target from Ginny/Bud to myself which is as scary as it gets because I don't want to go off pre-merge and especially not because I have some stupid disease from hell.
Regardless, the good thing about being sick is that you get some time to think and not just act. Thinking is nice, I should do it more often. Either way I was thinking, if instead of voting Bud out this round I go with him and Park I might win some benefits in the long run. Bud has told me several times how his former tribe has me in such a good spectrum and they apparently all adore me as much as he does. Thus if I stab him in the back I might be seemed as trustworthy and they do have the numbers over me and if I go with Bud and Park then I will most likely make it past to the merge [unless we get completely Ulong'd in which case I'm beyond screwed] and even though I know I'l be in the minority with that group and I'll be at the bottom, maybe my charm and my non-threat status will allow me to soar a little further while I can hatch up an evil plan to get myself on top. But is putting up with Bud worth the risk? Should I go for such a risky move which has such a huge chance to backfire?
Honestly, either way I'm screwed so I really need to think about this. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 29, 2009 12:33:40 GMT -5
Episode VI - "Don't you like dong?" Both sides of the spectrum. Bud told me about his plan to oust Ginny, apparently if I go through with it Ta'Lame will throw the challenges to follow and let us go to the merge. Awwww how nice of them isn't it? I didn't trust Bud even if I said I did so I asked Taylor, he said the plan was legit and then told me he was on the bottom of the tribal pole. Um, really? If you were at the bottom then why would you know the plan and why would you go with it if you'll be first out? Thus Taylor is a lying skank. He did provide me some nice info though, for example Varney is the King of Ta'Lame and he has all the girls in the game [besides Ginny] wrapped around his little finger, he was the one who started the "Oust Ginny-Stay Safe" plan. Bud says if we get to merge they won't vote us out first, I asked Taylor and he said he wasn't sure. Um, okay that's a no. Then Bud said he will keep me safe because he had some people over there, I asked him who and he said he didn't want to tell me yet. Oh! Way to be a team player, because I'll be stupid enough to jump into a plan blindly without knowing who my safe cushion is, yeah I don't think so. Thus Bud's fate is sealed and I need to talk to Robbie and Ginny to see if we are still all up to voting Bud the fuck out. See ya dude, too bad you didn't get lucky while we were in Arabia, but maybe some of the voted off losers will let you have a go at it, after all they all like dick. Oh, one thing I forgot to mention, Bud said if the Ta'Lames go back on their deal he will vote himself out of the game. That's how confident it was, if I do go with the deal I'd love for Varney to break the deal just so Bud takes himself out and I can laugh my ass off. But will Bud actually do it? I think he is not as good with his word as he claims, honestly I would be a fool to trust someone who wears a dog collar Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 29, 2009 13:06:14 GMT -5
LMAO I had to post this: Karkadam Mirror (12:28:51): silence = i won BudLaneNC (12:29:18): busy give me 5 mins Karkadam Mirror (12:29:23): fine BudLaneNC (13:02:00): back Karkadam Mirror (13:02:12): wb BudLaneNC (13:02:25): sorry some psycho doesn't know how to leave me aloneThis is the reply I wanted to type: Really? A psycho won't leave me alone either, I'm sure you know him, he is short, had horrible hair, wears make up and a dog collar. He even has a dog's name: Bud. No offense... to the dogs. But instead this is what happened: BudLaneNC (13:02:30): and in that game I'm in finals of BudLaneNC (13:02:33): which btw I just won BudLaneNC (13:02:45): she tried to say I cheated and all this shit but couldn't produce evidence Karkadam Mirror (13:02:55): thats mean Karkadam Mirror (13:03:47): but congrats on winning BudLaneNC (13:03:53): thanks lol BudLaneNC (13:03:57): 5-1 vote Karkadam Mirror (13:04:05): oh wow, good job! Is it me or do I sound completely fake? He just won a game, oh well guess we can't let him win two in a row, I'mma have to vote him down, but I need to hear from Robbie and Ginny to make sure I'm not voting blindly, especially Robbie. Imagine if I voted out our team's mascot and then he didn't, that will doom me for real. BudLaneNC (13:07:34): did u vote yet? Karkadam Mirror (13:07:54): did you? Karkadam Mirror (13:08:07): i havent yet, i want to talk to park and robbie first Karkadam Mirror (13:08:15): just so i know the plan isnt changing or something BudLaneNC (13:08:23): we haven't talked to Robbie yet BudLaneNC (13:08:46): he wasn't on last night afterwards for us to talk to Karkadam Mirror (13:09:15): are you gonna tell him? BudLaneNC (13:09:28): we wanted to last night BudLaneNC (13:09:32): but he wasn't on as I said Karkadam Mirror (13:09:41): but we are totally solid right, the plan wont change BudLaneNC (13:09:51): 3 make majority BudLaneNC (13:09:54): u, park, me BudLaneNC (13:10:01): but no the plan won't change Karkadam Mirror (13:10:05): i know, but you guys wont change the target Karkadam Mirror (13:10:07): oh okay, cool BudLaneNC (13:10:07): and Robbie is included in the deal Karkadam Mirror (13:10:29): okay, so then ill wait to know robbie is fine and like just vote BudLaneNC (13:10:43): I give u my word Robbie is fine BudLaneNC (13:10:46): but join the chat Chat up soon
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Post by Alexander on Apr 29, 2009 20:05:40 GMT -5
Episode VI - "Don't you like dong?" Fuck Me. Ugh, I crossed the stupid line with Bud today hence I'm logging into AIM offline, I don't want anything to be near him. It was far disgusting and I'm never ever talking to that guy again, honestly it was my fault as I led him on and totally messed it up. He actually seems to be falling for me which is why I need him out ASAP, sure if he has feelings for me he won't vote me out but it's horrible to actually do that to someone. Use them and stuff, I feel bad. Wow, I never thought I'd hear myself say that in the game.
I may have ruined a potential friendship, which I don't care about because I honestly don't really like Bud but I hate having to hurt people. Ugh, I need a heartoctomy so it gets removed from my chest, I want to be mean again!!! Stupid sickness, it's its fault.
Ugh, ugh, ugh. I need to grow a fucking brain and starting thinking of the game and not just on screwing people over. Either way I shall go work in my votes because I want the alumni to choose which one to submitt. I want them to get a little more involved with the game because a certain perky blonde said they weren't too involved. I'm just a nice soul, what can I say? Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 30, 2009 17:24:00 GMT -5
Episode VII - "Gosh, we totally lost our tribe mascot" Holy Crap! So, the ShaMorons tribe sent our little pet to sleep last night. But I got to keep the collar, I'll be sure to give it to our next pet. I'm thinking of a baby camel, hey those things are cute. So why not? Oh and for all those wondering what Bud's reaction was here it is [though it will probably dissapoint all of his fans] "Bud" (16:40:25):[Offline IM sent 23m ago] now that I'm out the game don't try to fake that its a shock just keep being "real" with me and we will be ok...Afterall your fun to talk to so stay in touch... Oh crap, does that mean he didn't understand tht I'm not into him? Was I not clear enough? Well, fuck me. I don't want to talk to him for the time being, I'm a chicken deal with it. So, we are down to the Final 12 which means possibly 2 people before we have our all-mighty merge. I wonder if I ever need it could I bawk for attention and have the all-powerful and all-knowing alumni come to my rescue? Hm... guess it doesn't hurt to try right? If I ever feel in danger I will just bawk and maybe someone will help me out Guess for now I just need to focus on winning some immunities and hatching some plan, and make sure Park is with us. Robbie said FJ and Bleeker are key, but I know that Bleeker and Teagan are first two out and FJ has to be there somewhere because Varney isn't fond of him. Looks like we are screwed, I've been thinking now that Bud is out I could release myself in my whole meaness, but then I thought "Nah, it isn't worth it, I need the Ta'Lame's to love me" which I plan to doing. If they ask what happened with the Bud vote I'll tell them he was creepy and sexual and just pull a Ghandia on his ass and paint him like a sex fiend pervert... which isn't far from reality but still. I'll tell them how I was being innocent and flirty and he got all sexual and I was way uncomfortable so I had to vote him out. Varney is such a nice guy that I'm pretty confident that he will just pat my back and say it's alright. I just need to make sure I'm more likeable than Ginny, Robbie, Park, Bleeker and anyone else who is out of the mix Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 30, 2009 19:55:23 GMT -5
Episode VII - "Gosh, we totally lost our tribe mascot" Corey = God In case Sandy becomes a party popper here is the all-might speech of Corey against Bud which made me laugh my ass off for a while: Nah I always matter...I just don't need a game to tell me that...What's your excuse Corey??? LOL To the rest of you guys best of luck... Bahahaha you're so clever and funny, you got me good!! What makes you think you're all high and mighty and should be put up on a pedestal? And being able to out drink anyone is not a good enough excuse and neither is doing amateur porn. You claimed while you were in the game that you were part of the best alliance in iSurv1vor history and that all your plans were amazingly great ideas. Uhh no. Not once, but TWICE, you wanted to throw challenges for your tribe LOSE! Not only were you way over confident about not getting votes if that were to follow through, you didnt even talk to all of your tribe to see if they were ok with it! Such a smart move!! You thought you had this game in the bag the entire time. Basically, you were delusional about the entire thing. Your theory about how we picked the moles and what they were doing was completely wrong. You said you knew who one of the moles were cuz you could tell by the way they were acting. I'd find the quote if i saved my AIM convo's but you said something like "i notice the little changes in people". Yeah, completely wrong about that again. And who WANTS to go over to the smaller tribe during a tribe switch? That ups your chance at getting voted off! Another move to add to the endless list of Bud's dumb moves. Overall, you played a dumb game and you were way too cocky and gave yourself too much credit. And whats my excuse for what? Thinking that i matter? I never once said i mattered. But if you want one it would be that i wouldn't have done or would not do any of the things that are listed above. I think that's a good enough excuse. If you think otherwise, well, like i said above, you're delusional. PS: My first dog's name was Bud and he could play soccer, that's definitely not a dumb move!! My dog Bud > the 'human' Bud Thanks to that speech Corey reaches the status of other amazing people such as Britney Spears [sex godess], Todd Herzog [Survivor God] and Lauren Caitlin Upton [Smartest person alive and my future wife]. Therefor from now on instead of saying "Oh My God!" we should say "Oh my Corey!" or "Oh for Corey's sake". LMAO I know it's a totally random confessional but it deserves a confessional since it was soooo epic. That's it for now, I need to go smack Park for smiting me and being a hater and hide from Bud's stalker PM's, I think he didn't get the memo *sigh* Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 1, 2009 12:22:39 GMT -5
Episode VII - "Gosh, we totally lost our tribe mascot" Some random thoughts. I had this really weird dream last night, funny enough it was about this game and tonight's challenge, what the fuck am I doing dreaming of an online game is completely over me. But either way we were at the challenge and Sandy announced we had to pair up with one of the alumni to do the challenge about trivia from past seasons which was actually pretty amusing because it's always fun to learn about the history of a series. Anyways, back into the game, Ginny thinks tonight we merge, I've been thinking a lot about it and I think merging sounds around right. Sandy and Corey never asked the Ta'Lame's to sit out people and they only assumed, if it's a merge it will be such an amazing thing because we could actually stand a chance with all the people from the other side willing to jump ship still intact. Either way if we do have the tribal challenge in AIM [I'm excited to go there and ask all sorts of stupid questions ] I'm pretty sure we can win because Teagan/Amanda/Bleeker suck majorly at challenges. I don't understand Ta'Lame's challenge strategy, if I was them I will divide my loser people between both challenges so my tribe actually stood a chance, but hey there's a reason they keep winning so maybe I'm just over thinking it. Oh other news, I got my tribe a new mascot, Bonnie Da Chicken, I wanted to call her Buddie but I didn't want to make it too obvious, I mean the dog collar I painted on it should be an indication of where I'm comming from but I have the feeling my paint skills suck and they won't even understand that's meant to be the dog collar our former mascot wore around the neck. Ugh, stupid Swine Flu, I want to go out and go to the gym or something. I only have a shit load weight here and it doesn't help me at all. I hate the stupid situation, I want to go out and have fun Guess that's it for now, I won't go into whiny mode just yet. I'll save that for the challenge Varney is online so I gotta go bond and get in his good graces. Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 1, 2009 15:25:00 GMT -5
Episode VII - "Gosh, we totally lost our tribe mascot" um, waht?! I'm thinking this is my last confessional for a while, some things went down with some people and I have this feeling all that I'm posting is not 100% confidential, now I'm not saying that I don't trust Sandy, Corey or the alumni and I hate having to do this but I was thinking today, Ginny knew about the Bud Plan and no one told her I mean like she knew she was getting votes and she said "someone" had told her but she didn't say who which makes me think maybe there's a little information leak. Or am I just paranoid? IDK. I'm just going to cut off a little in my confessionals in order not to put myself in a precarious position especially if I do indeed decide to go against Ginny at some points since apparently she has some die-hard fans in the alumni ranks. Such a bummer.
I guess I'll talk about silly stuff and stupid random things but not about all my plans, I don't know. I guess I will eventually do so but right now with merge so close and with my new del with Varney [see convos] I'm thinking it might not be in my best interest to lay all my thtoughts out there in the table. Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 3, 2009 11:40:03 GMT -5
Episode VII - "Gosh, we totally lost our tribe mascot" Alex is bawking for help. I guess this is the best time to start trying to bawk for help. P'kwah!!!!!. Now that that's over with, I'm feeling beyond retarded because I told Varney to not throw the challenge so they tried hard at it and now we have to boot two people= The first chocie was easy, Park who showed his true colors when I told him he was going to get voted out, what a douche, honestly. I told ya'll he wasn't as nice as he was acting, I can recognize cheap ass actors a mile away. So now we have to vote out a second person out, fuck me. If it was up to me then Ginny will be sending her ass home, simply because if it's not a merge and we loose then I can beat Robbie at a tie breaker challenge, and because of the fact Ginny already got her chance, blew it and she wasn't even an original cast member. But I'm certain Robbie will simply use that as leverage to make Ginny vote me out so I won't risk it unless he brings something up then I'll go with it. Things just suck right now, I probably won't be around too much today so Robbie has all day to brain wash Gnny and we all know if he sends her some naked pics then Ginny will swap in a heart bit. No offense but that lady has some serious issues in ehr marriage, she is always flirting and when she drinks she gets sluty as fuck, I mean I get man-whory when I drink but I know my limits and especially now that I have a gf. She is just, wow, she told me some things the other night when I was mildly drunk that made me Either way, who cares? But seriously what the fuck is up with the horny cast from hell. I bet if I sent nudes all over the cast they'll let me soar by and win simply because I'm hot Oh well, it's a good Ace under my sleeve Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 4, 2009 15:21:16 GMT -5
Episode VIII - "He got to vote as a twist and the stupid sore little fucker voted for me!" Merge, at last! Fuck yeah! I made it to the fucking merge, I am so fucking happy that you have noooo idea. I am sad that Ginny went but hey better her than me, I'm going to try and do good for her. She deserved the merge but so did the rest of Shams.
Now I'm going to play it up to Varney so that he will keep me around long enough for me to make some power move, I already talked to him and he wants me in the F2 with him so now I just gotta make sure Robbie sticks around so that he can help me and so he will vote for me once he is a juror haha. It's time to kick up my amazing social skills and try to steal the army of ho's our of Varney's hands. He is an honest guy and he trusts me to the max so he won't blindside me without a fair warning and then when he does I'll pull all the cards and BAM! goodbye stud.
I just gotta keep my head on the game, focused and keep my heart under the locked box. Now it's time to get down and dirty! Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 5, 2009 12:17:50 GMT -5
Episode VIII - "He got to vote as a twist and the stupid sore little fucker voted for me!" Dealing a new set of cards So, merge is here and everyone is running around like headless chickens because we all want to make it to the jury. With this thought in mind I talked to Blonde Jamie today, I told her I wanted immunity so I could be a juror and she agreed whole heartdly. We bonded over our like for Britney and out hate for Bud and Park, it was actually pretty nice, if she wasn't part of Varney's Army of Ho's then I might try something but I know she is wrapped there even if she dennies it over and over again. Luckily for me I could use the the Bud and Park talked bad about Ta'Lame card and she didn't suspect I was snooping around like I was. Either way, the best part was the fact that we made a deal to not vote each other out before the jury which is amazing since I'm sure that can escalate in a "let's work together" type of shit and with Varney looking after me that wouldn't be too hard.
In other news Robbie has this shit in his face and he is tons and tons of pain so he had been playing with the idea of just giving up, he says he won't do it but I'm afraid he will inadvertandly [whatever it's spelled like] he would pull the trigger and leave me all alone. Honestly, Robbie is the only person here I fully like, and Vart I guess and Amanda and I guess I like Jamie and Taylor a little. But only Robbie and Vart can conversate which is why I find the need to bug Corey, Sandy, Erik or anyone else who is around so I won't simply grab the bazooka and blow my brains out because of boredom.
Who would have thought a boring cast will be my biggest obstacle to over come in a game liek this? Not me, for sure. It's just stupid, I mean I understand when people play as a survivor and suck but if you are playing as yourself you are representing yourself so if you suck as yourself then you are a really really boring person. I mean you are representing yourself to the world so why not just be yourself, unless you are boring by nature in which case you have not got much option, right Teagan?
Teagan: Right Alex. *pats head and gives her a bisquit* Good girl. Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 5, 2009 16:10:31 GMT -5
Pleeeease ask someone at TC what they thought about the Erik vs Vaeney fit at the challenge. It will be classic.
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Post by Alexander on May 6, 2009 11:44:48 GMT -5
Episode VIII - "He got to vote as a twist and the stupid sore little fucker voted for me!" Plotting and scheming, oh joy. Alright! So Mel and Taylor I think won immunity, oh bummer I wanted to vote for Taylor since he is such a shady mo-fo but whatever. I'll deal with him later into the game, he is not the brightest crayon in the box and he is too focused on having everyone love him that he doesn't realize that people are talking about how fake and annoying he is. Sucks for him. So now I have been talking a lot to Blonde Jamie and I approached her with the idea of voting out Teagan and she seemed to be fine with it since we all agree Teagan hasn't done anything and the jury should be full of fun people. Robbie is gonna gay it up for her since he says she seems like the type of girl who loves gay guys so if we make Blonde Jamie love both of us she will jump with us. I mean how fun can the Vart/Mel/Amanda/Taylor/Teagan alliance be? I know that leaves FJ and Bleeker who are boring as fuck but then you have me and Robbie who I believe are the two with the most personality and Jamie looks like a fun seeking girl so we shall see. Either way, Robbie is working his ass off for that idol so we can blindside Vartevar since he is in control, I know it might sound stupid to blindside someone I have a F2 with but who fuckign cares? He is a threat and with him gone the girls would run around like headless chickens and I'm sure Amanda and Jamie would both come to me making me the new King... hm, I wonder if Princess Courtney needs a new King. *smacks self* she is a dude, get it in your head. Dayum, the only eye candy in the whole board and she is in reality a dude, such a torture for a straight guy Alex
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Post by Alexander on May 6, 2009 13:06:08 GMT -5
Oh and btw I have this amazing baraganaing card which I won't use until it's abolsutely necessary, it is guaranteed to get me through at least one round. And it's a pretty asshole thing to do but you'll love it if I have to play it
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Post by Alexander on May 6, 2009 16:00:37 GMT -5
Episode VIII - "He got to vote as a twist and the stupid sore little fucker voted for me!" Give me a break. So, today I was campaigning for Teagan to leave and Vart seemed to be all in and then when I was getting happ about it he told me the single most idiotic thing I've heard in this game: Karkadam Mirror (15:18:36): but we could like vote for teagan, right? Vartevar (15:19:08): yep!! Vartevar (15:19:12): i'll do it Vartevar (15:19:21): but she does have a lot of power Karkadam Mirror (15:19:28): how? Karkadam Mirror (15:19:47): shes a non entity how can an invisible player have power? Vartevar (15:20:12): haha she's popular Vartevar (15:20:16): shes a girl lol Karkadam Mirror (15:20:25): being a girl gives her power? Karkadam Mirror (15:20:34): if she was pretty ill get it but she is like fugly to the max Vartevar (15:21:41): hahahaha , well ive played with her before, and i got voted out Vartevar (15:21:45): cause all the guys liked her Vartevar (15:21:52): i will vote for her tonight! Karkadam Mirror (15:22:10): they did? wow, low standards much
It's pretty obvious I got pissed by his comment, I mean I know I've been acting dumb and naive but I'm not that stupid. I mean saying Teawhore has power is like saying that horny dogs can fly. *Bud flies by* um, nevermind. But still what the fuck with this guy? I also convinced him Robbie had no shot at the idol even if he did 30 posts so he would be completely blindsided if Robbie does get it and we get the chance to take out the biggest power player in the game, I think it'll be hilarious but IDK. I'll probably feel guilty of keeping the losers around [aka Bleeker, FJ, Teagan]
We'll see how this plays out. Alex
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