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Post by Alexander on Apr 8, 2009 21:48:30 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Pre-game evaluation. Hey everyone who might read this or whatever, I’m waaaaay pumped to get the game going. I know if I try hard and keep up a good strategy I can do very very good, my first objective is making it to the jury, because being a juror is the best thing ever since you can be a complete asshole and no one can call you out if they know how to play the game.
Anyways, I have already started socializing with people, I’m trying to be very likable, chatty and entertaining but at the same to make sure people realize or think they realize that I’m very very dumb, why you ask? It’s pretty damn simple, if they think you are dumb [and especially in one huge ass tribe] they won’t make you their first target, they will think of you as someone who can be puppet’d around and as a complete no threat in the strategic side of the game, it allows me to fly a little under the radar enough time so I can make the merge and the jury and then I can up my game a whole lot and kick some major ass while at the same time avoiding to be seen as any type of threat thus making me reach jury. It’s pretty simple, I think.
So my game right now is socializing with everyone and make them love me, trust me even but try and not get tangled in multiple alliances, I’d rather make “I watch your back and you watch mine” type of deals because those can easily be broken and to conserve them all you truly have to do is give the other a fair warning that their name is coming up. It’s not like I don’t want alliances, because that will be absolutely foolish of me, you need those to win this game but I don’t want to have to many. I already have one with CJ since we know each other from before [I’ll go into detail a lil’ later] and I have a “You watch bla bla” deal with Park. I have yet to find my number one person, which means the one person I don’t have to act incredibly idiotic with and can just be myself, this is someone I will trust all the game and work with.
With a big tribe like this what you have to do is stay in the middle, not be a threat but not be inactive, be very sly when brining someone else’s name and allow others to step up as leaders, it’s all about keeping up appearances and putting your best face forward which I’m ready to do. I’ll be fake if I need to be even if I don’t like it.
So, my first thoughts on people, epic. Alexander [Alex] – Totally hot, totally amazing. Best player here, seriously.
Amanda- She seems very very nice, we bonded a lot last night and I feel it could turn into something good in the near future, she seems honest and a little naïve, the type of player who’s mind you can change easily but then again she could be a ruthless bitch, though I doubt it.
Bleeker – What the shizzle is up with his hair? It’s horrid, he needs to go get a decent haircut thank you very much, anyways I haven’t talked to him but I think I saw him post around the board somewhere, I bet that the fact he is from Aus will hinder his game a whole lot.
Brandon – Okay, dude that’s one scary as heck photo, he is either very gay or a very idiotic straight guy who thinks frowning makes you seem like a tough guy, either way I’m not looking forward to meeting him, at all.
Chris – Have yet to meet him. The fact he has two aims makes him seem like a busy guy and his face doesn’t help his case, I doubt he is a hardcore player from the look of things.
CJ/Chels – Me and her come from a long way, I know she will flirt like crazy and use it to win which is such an over rated strategy for girls, totally lame. She is not too smart and I think she gives herself too much credit, she is nice but she is also gullible and by no means a hardcore power player. I’m aligned to her though, so that ought to count for something, will I make her my number 1? No, she probably won’t be able to keep her snout zipped.
Jake – I’m torn with him, we talked last night and he was cracking jokes up and down, I made my best to make a stupid comment here and there which I believe he bought, he even corrected me in some of the idiotic things I said which was amazing. However I’m not sure if he is the type of player I can trust as he seems pretty damn shady.
Blonde Jamie – Blondes = love. Anyway, I’m not sure how she is, she has that ruthless look to her like she will hardcore try and win and screw anyone in her way, I’m sure she is someone to watch for and I got my eyes on her. I’ll see what comes around when I talk to her.
FJ [Fugly Jamie] – I am not going to call him LaFrance because it sounds totally gay, nothing against gays but it’s too long to type as well. FJ should work. I need to come with a pretty meaning to the F though so when I actually call him FJ he doesn’t know I’m calling him Fugly Jamie. Regardless I talked to him yesterday and he was boring as fuck, he can’t hold a stupid conversation even if I tried to force it out of him, I wasn’t even able to make stupid comments, that’s how fucking lame it was. He’d better be going through a phase because if those are his social skills then he is death.
Luke – I talked very very few to Luke yesterday cause he was studying for an exam or something but he seems like a pretty cool guy and I have the feeling we will get along great, for now he is my favourite in the cast but I mean we barely talked, for all I know he could be boring to FJ levels and it wasn’t just his hw. Anyways, I’ll gain some brownie points with him when I ask him how his exam went, total suck up.
Melanie – Holy crap, that’s scary!!! She doesn’t even have AIM though, or it seems and I refuse to add her to my msn because that’s for my friends only and I use it to escape strategizing. Bye Miss Scary Thing you are out early!
Nikki – I bet she’ll flirt as well, she seems like that type of player which is totally lame, I bet she is one of those girls with barely any personality and who just wants to go by by her looks, yeah not gonna happen honey.
Park – His pic is a little scary but whatever, he is a nice guy even if he is boring. He does try to keep up with the conversation though but he kind of doesn’t know how, he offered me and deal and I agreed. As I said he seems nice and absolutely not threatening at all, so why not?
Robbie – I talked to Robbie shortly today and he seems pretty nice, I think we’ll get along. I totally played up the stupid role by asking him if Michigan was a farm, he laughed and corrected me but he didn’t get offended which was great news. Our chat was very short but I can tell he has personality [thank god, finally!] and that we will get along, we will see, he might be my number one but I want to meet him and the rest of the cast before I choose.
Sarah – Her AIM name is interesting, I wonder if she was once a bulimic, if she was then I think I have found a match. It’ll be nice to have someone who understand s things and stuff, I would not judge though I’ll wait to meet the girl.
Vartevar – I totally had to copy paste his name. I refuse to type that shit everytime I talk about him, from now on I will call him Varney, why? First it’s easy to remember and easy to type, then he seems as lame as the huge ass purple dinosaur so it’s pretty fitting. I don’t know, I kind of am hesitant to even talk to him, he reminds me of one of those Neanderthal thingy, I know!!! It’s completely shallow and rude but I don’t fucking care, he is ugly he has to deal with it and move on with his life… or curl into a ball and starve to death which will save us some time having to stare at his fugly face all season long. *cough* sorry, I got carried away. Anyways, I guess I can give him a chance but I don’t want to align with someone with such an ugly name, there are other 14 people out there which all seem more appealing… well, except maybe that crazy ass chick with the make up. Ugh, I need to stop judging people by the way they look, anyways I will try and give Varney a chance, he seems like a hardcore gamer though [as mean as it sounds ugly people are always better at this since they don’t have to go out and socialize because people don’t want to see their fugly faces] *cough* okay cutting it there. I don’t want everyone to hate me already.
That’s it for now, wish me luck and I hope I am entertaining and not a waste of space.
Alex []
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Post by Alexander on Apr 9, 2009 13:11:44 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Getting into game mode. Alright! The game shoudl begin very very soon, as soon as the last two people check in. Meanwhile I have been kicking up my social skills since I know that's my main thing in survivor, I'm not very good at challenges so the best advantage I have os just being social.
It's hard being social when half the cast is not into talking and will much rather do something else, I am hoping it's not me because Robbie told me yesterday Park and Jake were holding convos with him, and I'm like "whaaaat?! those fucking bitches aren't doing that with me!" I obviously did not say that I said something like "Guess they don't like me" total pitty card so Robbie went like "Aww I'm sure they do" and bla bla bla, I did confess to Robbie that I'm converned that people won't hold conversations and he told me he hoped he wasn't one of those and I said that he wasn't. I really like Robbie, he seems like a genuine enough guy and he can hold a conversation, he also seems interested in what you tell him which is a good thing.
My main concern with Robbie though is that he revealed to me that him and FJ are good friends from another game, and he then complained about how he felt bad because he had to vote him out and bla bla. I have the feeling Robbie will be a very loyal ally, so just to get some more out of him I said it was hard voting people out when they are your friends or you get close to them and he agreed. I was trying to show him I'm a good ally to see if maybe he asks for an alliance, I'll ask him myself but then I wouldn't have the excuse of "Oh shizzle, you asked me and I couldn't say no or you will have voted me out!" I know it's shady but it's a lot smarter than being on the other side of things, but I do like Robbie and he gives me some good vibes so I might ask him with time.
FJ is still as boring and as ugly as ever, I'm thinking of just burning down that bridge or something. I mean, eventually, either way if I want to allign with Robbie I need to make sure I'm his top dog and not some fugly chubby kid from wherever the fuck he is. So, if I indeed wanna work with Robbie FJ has to go.
So, remember how I mentioned my first impressions might be totally wrong? Well, they were when it comes to Varney, yup the nickname’s staying because he is as annoyingly fake and nice as the dinosaur, well he is a good guy and he is not an asshole at all, thing is he is too good, he was telling me about how helping others was his thing and poverty and a whole bunch of thing that made me picture him in a pageant with a dress… not a pleasant image, trust me. Regardless, I def judged him too early and we might just become a little close, but I don’t know, I don’t think I can be real with him because he is playing up this whole Mother Theresa persona and I’m a lot more cut-throat. Whatever, I can be incredibly fake and pagenty too, just watch. When I’m done with him he’ll think I’m as nice and dumb as Miss Teen South Carolina [whom I love <3]
I also talked to Chris and Blonde Jamie, very very generic chats and nothing interesting came out of them, yet again, more boring people. Blah, it’s good to have people who can entertain me like Robbie and Amanda. Luke, kind offish too.
Now, Amanda, holy jebus that girl is sooo cool, I mean she is obviously a little geeky but she is that type of girl who you want to hug because she is so geeky and cute and just awww. She is obviously smart but she is very very shy, I’m glad she has some sort of trust in me and she talks to me, I don’t know but I think I def want to work with her at some point, or at least help her go far, it’s still early to tell though so we shall see.
Oh and what’s with this people not being able to read instructions? They have all been going like “I hope we get tribes soon” and I was under the impression that we were all going to be in the same tribe at the beginning thus meaning we get no tribes, at least if that’s the case it should make for an interesting start of a couple of days since it will most likely make us get rid of inactives or otherwise boring people. But maybe I’m the idiot and what it meant was that for now we have no tribes and until the game officially starts, hm… lots to ponder on. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 9, 2009 21:22:40 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Oh shizzle, it's on! See what happens when the game doesn't start and everyone starts talking already? The game is officialy on thanks to Varney and FJ, funny how they are going after each other isn't it? Guess that means the all-ugly alliance is completely impossible now which is a relief for everyone else.
So, I had my first oficial conversation with FJ today, it was more like me talking and talking and him giving me little snipets here and there, nothing substancial. But I wish I had saved it because he said a couple of things which sent me into a laugh riot, I'll try and explain them to see if you enjoy them as much as I do. First he said when he went to Italy [after my monologue about how Italy sucks] that people confused him with an italian... dude have you seen that guys photo? That's by no means at all italian, like italians are tall, slim and drop dead gorgeous. FJ... well, he isn't. Then he told me his parents are midgety and over-weight and then proceeded to tell me how he feels adopted because he is tall and in shape, I was staring at my screen thinking "is this guy serious?" I mean look at his picture, does that seem like someone in shape? What about, no fucking chance in living hell? But no, he didn't stop there! He had to add that he got tired of pasta in Italy and he had went to McDonalds... and then when I said I was lazy he said he was too and that he was all day sitting, eating and playing videogames, I laughed soooo much when he said that, how can someone who does that and is lazy and eats McDonalds is in shape? Well, that's beyond me. No offense to all of those who eat McDonalds or anything, but this guy is seriously a riot.
Moving on from that, Park revealed to me that he knows Varney and FJ from different games and that they always go after each other, how amazing is that there's a battle of the uglies? Honestly, it's hilarious and so damn beneficial, it takes the target off anyone elses back for a while and it's all about annalyzing botjh and picking the right person to follow so you get in their good graces, which I feel will be a very easy thing to do as I can tell both Varney and FJ looove compliments and I'm quite good at those, and if I act stupid enough they'll think I'm easy to manipulate and BAM! power position that you can get rid of easily. Best thing is Park already said FJ likes me so apparently my talk about how modeling is my life and my trip to Italy and all those little dumb details really paid off.
Park is a very cool guy, but he needs to stop the whole "I got your back man" line he says every 5.5 seconds, I mean it's nice that he does but it's also making me think he is pulling the same shit with everyone, gotta keep my eyes on that one. And then he is like "you are so cool man" and bla bla, he plays a good politician I have to say, he is likable as well. I have been agreeing to everything he says though, we have never said the word alliance, just working together and stuff so for me it's not an official alliance yet. Oops!
I guess that's it for now, I swear this people need to check in before the whole game develops and I have nothing to post about. You should just replace them if they don't check in by like now.
Oh and P.S. Amanda and Robbie are still cool and Jake has stopped answering my IM's, bummer. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 10, 2009 0:54:03 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" This just became a freakshow... Two people got replaced, sadly it was two of the girls so now we have a total saussage fest here. I don't really care but I kind of wanted to play with Sarah because her AIM seemed awsome. Either way, the people who joined... eh... what can I say? One is wearing a fucking dog thing with spikes around his fucking neck! And the other one David, he has the last name of the single most disgusting food product in the world, I don't know how aussies can eat that shit. Either way, we now have a full cast *happy dance* but I'm nervous because apparently everyone knows everyone else, I'm sorry but how fucked up is that? If they all hated each other I'll be more than happy but since it's like a lovefest I'm not so sure. I talked to Varney today again, he offered me a five way alliance with him, Park, Blonde Jamie and Teagan, but the last one is not playing anymore so I guess it now became a four way, I told him that I was not sure because I hadn't talked to the girls and I didn't want to jump into an alliance without knowing tribes or if I was going to have a concetion with them, then in the most obvious suck-up way I said "not like I have with you", totally gay cliché moment there. I had a good convo with him though and I kind of fell bad about all the rude things I said before but it's just a game so who cares? Anyways, he was telling me how I should continue to persue my dream of modeling and bla bla, it was nice, he also showed me his bands page and while I did like one of his songs I can't say it's the type of music I liked but I still said they were very talented and stuff, which is not necesarely a lie but I wasn't a huge fan of that type of music. Regardless, he still seems to me like he is being slightly fake, like he is trying to play my thing of being super nice, tsk, there's no room for someone else doing that. Oh another interesting he said was how he always searched for an interesting person to be his number 1 who was smart and loyal and stuff, I have to say it was a huge ego boost but the smart part kind of hurt my feelings because that means I am not playing the dumb role good enough, dang it! I'm sure not many people understand the beauty of being stupid, or more so of playing stupid. You see in my life I have always been seen as somewhat of a pretty boy, someone who isn’t very smart or has anything to really offer besides his looks [which are not as mind blowing as people in this country seem to think, here having green eyes, a good body and slightly blondish hair makes you some sort of sex god, but hey I’m not complaining], so I have always played up the role to surge ahead and it has always worked. When people think you are dumb they will help you out because they don’t feel you can do things by yourself, they’ll nanny you and even spoil you, they’ll have more consideration to you as well, I mean why do you think Paris Hilton is so rich? *cough* maybe no the best example but it works. And in a game like Survivor being seen as a no threat and a dumb person can be pretty beneficial if you know how to play it. And I think I know how to play, I just need to find a better timing to make the dumb comments so they don’t seem too forced into the conversation. I try to mention the fact I’m a model if I can, people totally overlook models and more if I tell them how sometimes I don’t get hired for not being smart enough [totally true, but in my defense I’m not book smart but I’m pretty street smart]. The modeling thing worked with FJ, because I was totally able to go into a whole tantrum about how it’s dumb because for being a model all that should matter is being good looking and taking good photographs, not only does it make me seem dumb but completely shallow and empty headed which makes me sound even dumber. Do I sound like a total broken record? I feel I do, but it’s my conf so I guess I can say the same thing over and over again if I want. So I have been talking to more cast members. Luke is a total psychologist, he made him tell him about my ex who called me today and I have the feeling he is playing a very psychological game, trying to read people to settle himself in a good spot, he does seem very smart and he is also playing the happy-go-lucky role which makes me want to keep an eye on him, I have the feeling he deadly beneath that happy boy façade. Then Jake, he is okay but he doesn’t really seem genuine when we talk, it’s very very forcesd which I don’t like, tsk. Bud seems boring as hell, one will think someone wearing a dog thingy with spikes around his neck will be pretty amusing but he is as boring as a brick wall, FJ is more interesting than him and hell, that’s saying something. The good thing about him is I can play stupid and he doesn’t seem to notice. David… I don’t know if I want to talk to David, he seems scary. Park, for the first time I saw some game in Park, I think he is somewhat Varney’s spy, today he asked me if I’d rather vote out FJ or Varney, I didn’t answer I said I liked them both, I could have said one of them but then what if I had said the wrong name? I don’t know, it just made me aware that Park is talking to EVERYONE and everyone likes him, he is playing hard already. Guess I’ll end my monologue there, I don’t want to bore the readers to death or something of the sort, I’m just ready to get going so I have something more game related to post and not just thoughts of other players and things that might not really be relevant in the long run. If anyone has any questions please feel free to ask, anything that requires me to post is good for me Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 11, 2009 16:54:32 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Teagan joins the game. Whoah! I hadn't writen here today, total record haha. I always have so much to say and since I can't talk to this cast because they are bunch of boring mornons then I have to empty my verbal diorreah here, in my confessional.
So, I met Teagan today, it was okay, at least she talked but she mentioned facebook every five seconds, it got very annoying, first when I asked her why she was never on AIM she said "because I'm always on facebook lol" I rolled my eyes, who the fuck told her everyone in the game had a facebook? I certainly don't have one, then she randomly mentioned she had won two games but that everyone reembered her only for liking this guy from facebook, I obviously didn't care but I acted it up as if it was the most interesting thing I had ever heard. She seemed kind of dumb, after all who admitts you've won games before? It puts a target in your back immediately, if you won then you have to be good, I certainly don't plan on telling people I have won before, that will be stupid.
Then Bud, oh gosh, what an idiot. He was telling me how he was trying to choose how to apply for BB, since I have no fucking clue of how BB in the US works I asked him what types of applications there was and he told me, online video, normal video or cast call. He said he didn't knew which one so I suggested for him to do both a video and a casting call so he showed interest and they could see him both in cam and in person. His reply was completely rude, it was pretty much blowing me off and saying he didn't want my help. What a tool.
Oh yeah Park talked of me and him as "us" as in we are alligned already, my jaw dropped, I certainly never said the word alliance, to me you are not someone's ally until you say it, a "watch your back" deal is by no means an alliance, it's a deal. But hey I'm not the one who will tell him we don't have one, if he thinks we do then it's beneficial for me in the long run ;D lmao I sound like so much more like an asshole than I really am.
Oh also Park told me FJ and Varney are at each others throats and that there was a huge alliance already, I'm guessing it's Varney's but when I asked Park who was in it he changed the subject, aka he is in and thought I was in. I'm not worried though, they won't see me as a threat and as long as I keep in good terms with them they won't target me, big alliances eventually crumble either way. But I trust Park, for now.
I talked to Amanda yesterday and I called her Mandy, I think it sounds cute and it saves me time from typing "Amanduh" every time I type. She got PISSED, she told me how she hates being called Mandy and bla bla bla, I rolled my eyes, but I appologized and promised it would never happen again. She totally over reacted. Pwsht stupid Mandy.
Robbie is still cool and we really connect but I have this feeling I might be annoying him so I'll lay low for the time being, he called me kid today, I'm only 2 years younger, way to be conceited.
That's it, the people not mentioned have either done nothing or are not even around. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 12, 2009 14:09:19 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Huge-ass RANT. I'm soooo beyond fucking Bud, he is a douchebag, end of the story... well not end because I'm here to rant, whine and bitch since I have no one to rant, whine and bitch to. Anyways, today he came to me and greeted me and all was fine, then I mentioned I was a little hung over and he went into Mother Hen mode and told me I was oo young for it, it obviously ticked me off because since when is it his issue? Either way I went with it and explained I was legal to g et drunk in Mex, he said I was still too young and bla bla, I simply said I am not. Then he asked what I was drinking and told him vodka and tequila shots, he said vodka was his favourite and we started tlalking about it, he also mentioned he didn't like tequila. Then he went on and on and on about how he can outdrink anyone, totally annoying. We changed subjects and went to the game, he said he couldn't be here tomorrow and I asked him if it was for work stuff and he said no, so I asked why then and he told me and I quote: BudLaneNC: other stuff? BudLaneNC: lol Karkadam Mirror: okay BudLaneNC: I just met ya BudLaneNC: u don't need to know EVERYTHING about me BudLaneNC: not yet anyway Um, okay? Totally shady, what is he, some type of lame ass drug dealer? Personally I wouldn't buy drugs from a guy wearing a dog thingy with spikes around his neck... can someone reminds me the name of those things? I don't want to keep typing "dog thingy with spikes" it sounds stupid. Anyways after that came the weirdest part. Karkadam Mirror: i was just asking BudLaneNC: I know BudLaneNC: but ur cute so I'll give ya a break Karkadam Mirror: lmao thanks BudLaneNC: oh I said that outloud Karkadam Mirror: lol OMFG CREEP!!! I didn't say anything because while I'm straight I'm aware that a lot of people here are gay guys and if he likes me, well that's good for me, I won't tell him he can't or that I'm straight unless he tries to pass the line in which case I'll kick his fucking ass. I wasn't planning on using flirting, I still am not [especially with guys], but if it can help me slightly, I mean it doesn't really hurt and I am pretty confident of my sexuality, I won't engage on ciber sex or any type of shit like that because that's just weird, especially with guys, I won't compliment guys either but I'll take their compliments if they want. Like this: BudLaneNC: and btw I don't want u to take my comment earlier out of context Karkadam Mirror: what comment? sorry i spaced out. BudLaneNC: the cute thing Karkadam Mirror: oh dont worry Karkadam Mirror: i dont really mind BudLaneNC: well I would hope ya didn't mind BudLaneNC: I just didn't know exactly where u stood or if you were st8, bi, gay, etc and didn't wanna offend you Karkadam Mirror: it doesnt offend me regardless BudLaneNC: kk BudLaneNC: good to know Karkadam Mirror: :-) Am I being gay? No, I'm just saying I don't care this making him happy and buying me some brownie points. And I still don't compromise myself.... hm, now I see why all gay guys always love me, I'm a total whore, oh whatever if it helps me win *shrugs* . Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 12, 2009 21:33:09 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Totally Blonde. So, after my Bud rant I decided that he is going to be very very easy to manipulate, he is a little creepy and rude but he seems to like me so... I decided to talk to him and see what's up, the conversation in itself it's pretty interesting, which is why I'll post it. The part where he offers me a job as a model for a company he is working for is not there but that was a nice gesture, he wanted me to send him photos but I really thought that will be kind of unprofesional so I said no. Either way I don't have any of the modeling pics up here and it's not like I'll go around showing pictures where I'm not fully clothed to individuals over the internet, especially the ones who call me hot. Anyways through out the convo I played the stupid role soooo much, it's funny because those are things that not even Barbie will question, but alas here I am questioning them and being a complete idiot. And I also made some insinuations which might be taken as flirting and while it did have a little bit of that purpose that was not what I wanted, but hey keep the man interested, can't complain. BudLaneNC: headache Karkadam Mirror: ew, how come? BudLaneNC: thing with headaches BudLaneNC: u just never know Karkadam Mirror: true BudLaneNC: so what brings u to my humble IM window tonight Karkadam Mirror: not too much, Im like really really bored BudLaneNC: ah so I'm ur source for un boredom huh lol Karkadam Mirror: nop, you are meant to be the source of my entretainment :-D BudLaneNC: there is a difference? Karkadam Mirror: oh wait, you said unboredom? BudLaneNC: lol Karkadam Mirror: oops, then yes Karkadam Mirror: so, what you up to? BudLaneNC: nada BudLaneNC: bored BudLaneNC: wanna get naked? BudLaneNC: jk jk Karkadam Mirror: lmao BudLaneNC: hey at least u didn't say no Karkadam Mirror: lol true Karkadam Mirror: brb Karkadam Mirror: sorry, I had to change my shirt BudLaneNC: so many comments I could make BudLaneNC: I won't though lol Karkadam Mirror: really? Karkadam Mirror: haha I cant think of any Karkadam Mirror: so either you are smarter, wittier or dirtier [or all of the above] BudLaneNC: guess its ur job to figure that out lol Karkadam Mirror: lol I'll say all of the above Karkadam Mirror: did i get it right? BudLaneNC: I dunno BudLaneNC: I'm sure ur pretty smart BudLaneNC: u talk to me afterall Karkadam Mirror: lol Karkadam Mirror: guess that makes the whole cast smart then ;-) BudLaneNC: why BudLaneNC: everyone talks to me? BudLaneNC: where do I have time BudLaneNC: I'm usually talking to you lol Karkadam Mirror: really? well, that makes me feel special. BudLaneNC: a few others I talk to BudLaneNC: but think how much time I spend talking to you lol Karkadam Mirror: oughta be a lot Karkadam Mirror: but then again Karkadam Mirror: I > others BudLaneNC: lol BudLaneNC: ur growing on me Karkadam Mirror: really? thats amazing to hear BudLaneNC: I tend to speak to everyone well those that are around BudLaneNC: thats the only way u know who u like lol BudLaneNC: then I just spend time talking to those I click with BudLaneNC: why waste time on ppl I don't BudLaneNC: I'm not fake so Karkadam Mirror: yeah im the same Karkadam Mirror: but many time people dont answer which like totally sucks BudLaneNC: lol BudLaneNC: who have u talked to Karkadam Mirror: um, almost everyone except that david guy Karkadam Mirror: and mel BudLaneNC: u talked to Bleeker? BudLaneNC: and CJ? Karkadam Mirror: oh no bleeker Karkadam Mirror: but yes to CJ, shortly BudLaneNC: I've yet to see her on Karkadam Mirror: she is from england so she is online like in the morning BudLaneNC: its only 5 hrs ahead of us Karkadam Mirror: yeah, i never understood the whole thing about hours and stuff BudLaneNC: UK is 5 hrs ahead of Eastern Time BudLaneNC: I know this because of the business calls and stuff I have to do Karkadam Mirror: oh, but like why do they have a different time, thats what i meant BudLaneNC: it has to do with timezones BudLaneNC: there are 24 of them to be exact BudLaneNC: it can't be the same time all over the world BudLaneNC: as when its night here the other side of the world is day Karkadam Mirror: oh, why not? Karkadam Mirror: like if its the same planet shouldn it be same time all over the place? BudLaneNC: so wouldn't it be weird for midnight here to be dark and there it be like light Karkadam Mirror: ooo Karkadam Mirror: yeah that will be weird BudLaneNC: timezones do away with that BudLaneNC: its a long complicated answer but well who needs it Karkadam Mirror: yeah, I dont need to understand it its not like it'll help me for anything BudLaneNC: lol BudLaneNC: kinda like when its 9pm here its 6pm in Cali Karkadam Mirror: Cali = love BudLaneNC: nah BudLaneNC: I'm not a fan Karkadam Mirror: why not? Karkadam Mirror: theres like beaches Karkadam Mirror: i loooove beaches BudLaneNC: beaches on every coast lol Karkadam Mirror: cause I can wear my swimming suit which I love Karkadam Mirror: but cali's beaches are pretty BudLaneNC: so are Hawaii Karkadam Mirror: but hawaii is like very very far Karkadam Mirror: and i dont have a hawaiian visa Karkadam Mirror: and i do have the one for the us BudLaneNC: um BudLaneNC: Hawaii is the US Karkadam Mirror: really? BudLaneNC: ya Karkadam Mirror: isnt it like a country? BudLaneNC: no BudLaneNC: its a state Karkadam Mirror: oh wow Karkadam Mirror: thats new BudLaneNC: part of the US Karkadam Mirror: wow, i didnt knew that BudLaneNC: now u do Karkadam Mirror: true, you learn something new everyday BudLaneNC: I know I do So besides the whole Bud deal I have been thinking a lot of the challenge, it sucks they changed it for tomorrow because I want to get started already and I hate waiting, because until this thing starts I won't know if this people are truly boring or if they are only waiting for the game to start to become interesting. So, my dilemma, do I play good in the challenge and show everyone I'm good to have in their tribe [the dilemma is if we play as individuals] or do I act incredibly lost and idiotic thus feeding my whole over-all strategy... it sure is a dilemma, oh well now I am going back to feel Bud more Bullshit Does anyone have any questions? Feel free to post, I wub questions. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 13, 2009 12:38:09 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Playing the Role. Well, I'm glad the game finally starts tonight because that way I can finally stop with all the bullshit, I really have this feeling that we will be in the same tribe for a couple of TC's which means mass TC's which means complete and utter chaos. So I'm trying to get on everyone's good graces. Especially Bud's, pwsht I'm giving to much airtime in my conf to Bud but I have the feeling he is a smart, cut-throat player and getting on his good side can only be beneficial. Either way, it's not like any of the others give me anything to talk about, half of them are either very very boring or very nice thus I can't bash at them and I'm not about to post love confessionals because that will be totally boring, whiny/bitchy confs > strategic confs > lovey dovey confs. End of Deal. Just a mention of the interesting people in the game and a quick recap of the cast before I go full detail on the Bud situation. Teagan - Talked to her once, she was nice. Has never been on again thus making her an antisocial bitch. Bud - Yeah, too much Bud airtime, check the part below and you'll see more Bud action. David - According to Park he is a druggie, his pic is really scary and he is just someone I don't see myself bonding with. He hasn't IMed me and I certainly don't plan on IMing him, screw him. Melanie - Make-up scary chick. That's all, she doesn't even have AIM. Varney - He is nice, seems fake to me but he is still nice, according to Park he is a hardcore cut-throat player, better be on his good graces by sucking up haha. Bleeker - I didn't knew there was a Bleeker playing. FJ - He is dumb and boring but he likes me so good for me. According to Park another force to be reckoned with. Luke - I really like Luke, haven't seen him in ages but it's probably because of Easter, hope he stays active because he is nice and not boring. Blonde Jamie - Totally anti-social bore. Too bad she is blonde. CJ - She is dumb as heck, but she is my friends from before and the only one I knew. Do I like her? Yes. Do I trust her? No, she has a huge-ass mouth. Chris - He won't even answer when I IM him, but apparently he does answer Robbie so that make sme nervous. Park - My little spy, I really like Park, he is def into the game and he is def a social threat, probably playing a similar game to mine so I will need to look into that and take care of it. But I like the kid, he is always up for a chat. Amanda - I like her, she is a little boring but she is very nice. Jake - Jake never answers anymore so Jake has to go, stupid. Robbie - He is my fave in the cast, hate that he is always on and off and kind of always busy but when he talks to you he really knows to carry a convo and he seems trustworthy [watch him stick a knife in my back first chance he gets] Now that that's done with let's go back to the Buf Business... I'm totally pulling a Spencer with Bud, aka not sharing my sexuality as it might hinder me, difference is Spencer didn't share it because he was gay and he felt people might judge him and I'm not sharing it because I'm straight and with so many gay guys around being straight might seriously hinder me. So I pulled an explanation about why I didn't share my sexuality out of my ass, I do believe what I preached but I totally exagerated it's not that big of a deal. [Convo below] But I need to play strategic, the bad thing about my explanation is that I might have shown that I am not as dumb even if I tried to dumb down my speech a lot. Oh well, hopefuly for him sex > smart. After all Sex does sell. Pwsht, I sound like such a whore. Shame on me. Betcha all straight guys are rolling their eyes at me BudLaneNC: and I sure as hell am not voting for u BudLaneNC: as I talk to you prob the most of everyone BudLaneNC: although its close between you and Andrew who I talk to more lol Karkadam Mirror: thanks, I wont vote for you either :-) Karkadam Mirror: Andrew = Park? BudLaneNC: ya Karkadam Mirror: oh I talk to him a lot too BudLaneNC: Karkadam Mirror: :-P BudLaneNC: there u go with that tongue action again lol Karkadam Mirror: i love it though Karkadam Mirror: so its not gonna stop :-D BudLaneNC: oh I didn't say stop it lol BudLaneNC: just ignore me today BudLaneNC: lets just say its ummm one of those days Karkadam Mirror: lmao, one of what days? BudLaneNC: THOSE days lol Karkadam Mirror: THOSE days for me are like the girls periods but you are a guy so IDK :-P BudLaneNC: question u don't have to answer if ya don't wanna but I promise it will stay between us...are you st8, bi, or gay Karkadam Mirror: why is that important? BudLaneNC: it has a purpose BudLaneNC: but not really important BudLaneNC: I just like to get a feel for the ppl I talk to Karkadam Mirror: what purpose? :-P BudLaneNC: and usually I can instantly tell BudLaneNC: but with you I can't get a read so Karkadam Mirror: im hard to decipher eh? BudLaneNC: yea BudLaneNC: and I'm just curious Karkadam Mirror: hehe thats good, guess you'll have to find out :-P BudLaneNC: I can't find out lol Karkadam Mirror: you will, eventually BudLaneNC: mmhmmm Karkadam Mirror: ^_^ BudLaneNC: and the purpose btw BudLaneNC: its a trust building thing Karkadam Mirror: oh BudLaneNC: if you see someone who kinda shys away from the question and u ask BudLaneNC: u can get a feel for their trust level with u Karkadam Mirror: oh, thats smart, would have never thought of it BudLaneNC: so not gonna ask again just whenever u want me to know or trust me enough to know u'll tell me Karkadam Mirror: sounds good to me BudLaneNC: btw I'm technically bi BudLaneNC: but its like 80-20 split BudLaneNC: so guys kinda have the advantage lol Karkadam Mirror: lol thats cool BudLaneNC: no shame in my game Karkadam Mirror: i have never really given importance to sexuality tbh so thats why i dont go around asking or like answer and stuff, like i dont find it important when i meet someone, i feel its just part of like the personality and stuff so like you'll eventually found out after you have like actually gotten to know the person Karkadam Mirror: so its not that i dont trust you but i wont tell anyone because of that BudLaneNC: I didn't think u didn't trust me BudLaneNC: but I REALLY like that answer Karkadam Mirror: thanks, it made me feel smart haha BudLaneNC: if I'm being honest best explanation I've ever heard to that question BudLaneNC: and yea just goes to prove ur not dumb lol Karkadam Mirror: :-P Karkadam Mirror: i never said i was dumb though BudLaneNC: nope BudLaneNC: and I also said u weren't many times Karkadam Mirror: i know, thats nice of you to say BudLaneNC: I'm just real BudLaneNC: and I don't see it BudLaneNC: plus I like talkin to ya so Karkadam Mirror: yeah, I like talking to you too BudLaneNC: and to answer ur question from earlier about what type of day BudLaneNC: one of those days I'm just really horny Karkadam Mirror: lmao Karkadam Mirror: go hook up BudLaneNC: I don't do that Karkadam Mirror: then what do you do? Just for the record, I had the feeling that "those days" refered to him being horny but I wanted to say it so I could laugh, which resulted in me eventually spitting my drink on the desk and having to clean Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 14, 2009 14:27:40 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Tribe Time... dayum. So, the challenge went fine, obviously I sucked at it and only further showed my stupidity, which in all honesty I don't care about because by now everyone should know I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, of course I did try for box 12 so people noticed I was trying and I was not a waste in space, but I couldn't get it. Too bad.
Well Robbie and Bud won which is not an ideal situation because I wanted to keep an eye with both, they both seem to somewhat trust me as well, so I don't know. Anyways, they both expressed interest in having me in their tribe but I don't know which one will be better, I guess Robbie because I think I'll work better with him but then again Bud is very fond of me, well he sounds like it either way and Park is in that tribe already. So I don't know, I just hope my tribe is better and I am not with that mini douche Bleeker. I don't like the kid, if he cared about the game he will have found some way to come online, then he will at least PM people and the fact he also seems to be acting dumb [either he is very stupid or he is employing my same strategy] makes him dangerous for me.
There's only room for one dumb person here and that's me, so I hope he bites the dust. Stupid kid. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 14, 2009 20:59:22 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Tribe Time... dayum. I'm very confused by the tribes, especially seeing how I was one of the last ones picked, I think all my previous cockiness has been flushed down the drain. I'm jut so confussed, why was I picked near the bottom when I'm clearly active and both Bud and Robbie said they wanted me in their tribe, not only that but they said I'm one of the ones they talk to the most. Even Mute Chris got picked before me, that can't be good, not at all. I should be doing something wrong, maybe Bud caught on to the fact I'm playing with him or something, maybe I actually have managed to annoy two of the most powerful people in the game, I'm just between sad and confussed. Why would both of this pair of idiots tell me they want me in their tribes and then not pick me? It's just stupid and offensive, pair of morons. Mute Chris got picked before me, how is that even fair? Not only did he get picked before me but Amanda came to me today and she was like "Robbie and Bud were fighting over me" and I wanted to grab her head and smash it against her screen, does that make me a violent person? Pwsht, this truly truly sucks and even if Luke and Jake are making me feel better I can't stop picturing msyelf kicking both Robbie and Bud in the nuts. Especially Bud, I did not whore myself out to be one of the last five picked, idiot. He is death to me, I won't hear anymore of his stories of him doing a porn video or jerking off with his best friend, if they were disgusting before at least I thought I won something out of them but no more, he can go and suck my... um, yeah no he can't suck my dick, but he can go fuck himself with a stick, damn everything insultive sounds like something he'll like, well he can rot in hell Now, my tribe, I like it for the most part but I'm with effing Bleeker, I tried to sutily push for him with the excuse he never talked and he was never on. But everyone wants to boot CJ because accordingly she is an alias, which I have a hard time believing as I know her from long before this game, Jake provided a lot of proof but I've known her a long before, like this is her first pro-boards game and why would she need an alias for games in the Sims 2 site? That doesn't make sense, but I'm not sticking my neck out for her, she is not realiable and at least it isn't me. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 15, 2009 11:53:32 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" An alias is what thou are. Thou, makes me sound a lot smarter doesn't it? Regardless, the whole "CJ is an alias" thing has been blown out off proportion, I thought I knew her but now I'm actually starting to think she really is an alias, does that bother me? Nop, I just know I won't be flirting with her anymore, hell it's one thing flirting with a gay guy who I know is gay than with someone who I have no idea if they are even a guy or a chick. So yeah, no more CJ.
Last night I got Amanda to talk to people pro-keeping CJ and against Bleeker, but not even she could do it. I did tell people that I was not comfortable with the decision and stuff but then I realized I was pushing too hard so this morning I have stopped, I have asked about the vote, sure, because I want to make sure there is no chance CJ is staying but I've been saying I don't care anymore, not especially after I told her to just take a picture with a sign or a video of herself and she said her phone couldn't record video and then that the picture couldn't work and then she told me that her friend found a video of her meeting Minnie, um, why would that proove anything? I mean obviously the girl is real but we need something that says is you.
I still think it's a stupid choice and it sucks for me because I can totally manipulate her but whatever. I won't ruffle any feather any more, so bye bye London Diva!
It was nice knowign that after so much time you might not be real, whatever, not like I really care either way. Alex
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Post by Alexander on Apr 15, 2009 20:36:14 GMT -5
Episode I - "The Nile River is the biggest in France" Change of heart. I feel so dirty and like used and just overall disgusting, I think the idea of playing up the gay role was probably the worst idea I have had. It's story time kiddies! So, there was this really really good looking guy called Alex [yes, I'm egocentric, deal with it] and then this really horny bastard Bud came to him, so Alex is a very stupid guy and he thought by pretending to be gay and to be interested he will win the guy's favour, of course he did up to the point where apparently this guy Bud, told Robbie to protect Alex and Alex agreed, sounds like a nice thing right?
Well, today was a really really hot day so naturally after a very very hot night I woke up and I didn't wear PJ's and I was simply in my boxer briefs, I mean who cares right? Well Bud came to me and we started talking then I mentioned how it was really hot and I don't know how but I ended mentioning I was in my boxer briefs and that's it, well obviously being the horny bastard he is he started flirting and saying I probably look good like that, which I do by the way, but that's not the point. Either way, I was thinking to just follow in my strategy and see if he can give me some info later on, so there I was just laughing and saying stupid stuff like how I had a harder time talking to him than to others, which is truth and was completely innocent but on top of that I mentioned I loved Southern people and southern accents were hot, turns out he is from the south so he thought I was complimenting him, dayum.
Well we continue talking and then he started flirting like very very hardcore, I just laughed and posted smilies as I wasn't sure what to say. So then we changed subject and he asked me how tall I and my weight and stuff, I mean that's completely normal, nothing creepy about it, right? Wrong, because just then he suddenly asks "How big is your unit?" yes, those were the exact same words thank you very much. So I just stare at the screen unsure what to say, like I was seriously shocked he would even ask that, I mean who the fuck asks that? So I just post "lmao I bet you will like to know" I mean what else was I going to say? I certainly didn't want to tell him, so he continued going about it and I ended saying he would have to earn the information. I was hoping with that he will just shut up and understand I didn't want to say, he seemed to but in the middle of another topic he said "Oh btw how does one earn information?" I couldn't believe the guy, I mean stalker much? Honestly, it's my fault for thinking letting him flirt will put me in a better spot, anyways I told him he would have to find out himself. I thought it was over but then he started yelling at me about how I always was puzzlign and I didn't say a right thing and I never have straight answers, not only that but he dared say that it was because I wanted him to like me, I mean puh-lease, I'm into girls and even if I was into dudes I doubt he will be my type.
I wanted to grab his head and smack him against the screen and explain to him how fucking psycho he was sounding, but I refrained from it and I just appologized [like 10 times since he kept going on and on and on], anyways I ended telling him I needed a shower and just left. I did need the shower but I mostly wanted to leave, it was just sooo weird and not even in the good sense. I'm not sure if playing the Spencer will continue to work for me. But then again in my tribe where all the guys are gay [or seemingly gay, except perhaps Mute Chris and Bleeker]. Why couldn't the cast be full of sexy blonde girls and not a bunch of gay guys? Complicates things for nice straight guys such as myself [wonder if I'm the only straight guy here, I wouldn't be surprised tbh... well not coutning the uglies, that is]
I have to seriously think about it but for now I don't want anyone to get anywhere near dirty with me. On another turn of events, my tribe doesn't seem as fond of me as before, maybe it's paranoia but they are not as chatty after the CJ thing, I need to get back on their good graces and I need to do so ASAP, I don't want to end in the Loser Wagon with CJ, Mute Chris and Bleeker, who the fuck is called Bleeker either way? Oh, because I didn't tell you but CJ tried to put them three Losers + Amanda and vote out Jake, they needed my vote with them but I said "No, I like Jake" thus sealing CJ's fate, too bad. Alex
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Post by corey on Apr 15, 2009 22:28:11 GMT -5
LOL this whole situation with you and bud makes my life worth living.
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Post by Alexander on Apr 15, 2009 22:56:12 GMT -5
I'm glad someone is enjoying it. I'll probably end going all Ghandia on his ass
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Post by Alexander on Apr 16, 2009 10:13:30 GMT -5
Episode II - "We have to perform well cause we need to gain some...how do they call it? Memorum?" Holy shizzle, two more. Episode title, is a quote by me when I was talking to Ginny about regaining our momentum, I said Memorum so she thinks I'm dumb but I obv knew it's called momentum Anyways, this round two more people joined the mix, as if the game wasn't complicated enough. One is some random dude with horrid long hair and who obviously doesn't look after it because it's pretty disgusting looking. The other is a married lady who is suposed to be 29 but looks much more older. What the hell? Why couldn't we get a young pretty girl so I can go all-straight on her? Totally unfair you guys, you put me here in weiner land and you can't even give a guy a pretty face to look at? I tell you, you guys are trying to turn me. I mean the closer to "eye candy" I have is Blonde Jamie and she isn't THAT pretty. This just sucks. Rgeardless I'm glad we got Ginny and not Hippy Boy over there, at least she has AIM. I wouldn't have added him to my MSN, being in my MSN list is something extremely special so screw him, guess I won't talk to him. Not like I care though, I have the feeling he is one horny bastard like Bud and I have enough with one guy trying to get me to buy a cam, thankyouverymuch. Regardless, this whole mole business has got me a little nervous, first because I'm not good at challenges and then because I'm playing it stupid so those two things could trully ruin me with this twist. I need to figure out a way in which they won't go pointing fingers at me, I mean Jake did point me out last night because according to him I didn't vote for CJ. I told him which was my vote though and Robbie believed me so he should be at peace, should, being the key word. Robbie is starting to get in my nerves, it's like he never wants to talk, I think I would stop saying hello and wait and see if he says them to me, but then again that could hurt my social game and make me shady [especially with the stupid mole twist] so I have to ponder upon it. But anyways back to Robbie, the guy really is taking this leadership role too seriously and he is soooo fucking serious, he never jokes. Yesterday I was "talking" to him, which was more like me monologuing and him just going "aha" "yes" "no" "cool" on my ass, but I ended mentioning how I had found it funny that there was an extra vote for Chris, well Mr. Douchy said that it wasn't another vote for Chris but that that parchment was Chris' self-vote, is that possible you guys? Like was that Chris' self vote or was it someone else voting for Chris? I'm thinking the later, because why would you guys waste time doing a parchment for a self-vote? But hey if Robbie wants to think Bleeker voted with us but his vote wasn't shown then so be it, as long as I don't take the blame for it, then I'm fine with it, I have this feeling Bleeker will turn into our own little Sierra though and that truly sucks.
My tribe is full of morons, Jake and Luke are the only ones I can truly stand 100% as the rest are shady mother fuckers, and I guess Ginny is alright but then again I've just met her, so... Alex
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