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Post by jakeheartspen15 on Apr 10, 2009 1:53:45 GMT -5
Episode 1
Arabia, how quaint.
Apparently, if you use Pingo you can make a phone call for 4.8 cents a minute to Saudi Arabia, isn't that fab? 4.8 what a ridiculous number. I love the random advertisements of proboards.
This looks like it has some potential to be great. I'm kinda dissapointed that like half of the cast are turning into replacements. I won't be reunited with Darling Nikky or slutbox Sarah.
I have already been asked by a few people to watch there backs [Varvetar- the armenian cousin of reptar or like a pokemon and Park- whose name is Andrew, I guess Park sounds more heterosexual then Andrew?]
I have my final two alliance with Luke that I plan on keeping unless I catch Luke being all sneaky sneaky on me.
I'm kind of already being targeted by Jamie aka Lafrance [because I am a 'good player' according to him]. You think his gaming skills would improve, but this is some remedial shit were dealing with. I just owned you in one game, do we really need to make it two?
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Post by jakeheartspen15 on Apr 14, 2009 16:39:39 GMT -5
Episode 1
I was all ready to compete for the immunity challenge and was all super impressed with myself when I unlocked three confessionals that I actually knew the answers to and didn't have to be Google's bitch.
But every time I would solve the puzzle, the page would refresh and bastard Robbie would have just solved it one minute earlier. It really burned my toast. So then I was just like fuck it, done, I have my fifteen points at least I solved one that was all mine. It's mine I say mine! Least to say I got last place out of all of the players that recieved points, but hey, at least I beat all of the other jackasses who didn't even bother competing.
Meanwhile - the transparent conversationalist squad of BUDD, VARTEVAR, AND PARK are all messaging me. *Ignores* They have nothing really interesting to say, they ask me what's up probably eight times in the span of an hour.
What's up? Oh I just got home What's up? I'm still at home and reading What's up? I just wiped my ass would you like to see?
It's like please sit in a circle and have a conversational circle jerk between the three of you.
Park is the worst at it, but at least he's active, I'll give him that.
Budd and Robbie are the tribal captains and I could care less which tribe I end up on to be honest. It would be nice to just compete as individuals because tribes give me a twitch. I hate pretending I'm a cheerleader.
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Post by jakeheartspen15 on Apr 14, 2009 18:51:34 GMT -5
Episode 1I am a Shamwow. It is the best possible tribe that I could have picked to be honest. My favorite players are Luke, Alex, and Robbie and were all together. Hooray for Gay. Then we have Bleeker? Ok I like Juno as much as the next bitch, but ... lol enough is enough. Amanda. She is moving to Idaho, she wants to be a chemistry teacher, I think I fell asleep. Chris? All I know about him is he is a very sloppy strategist from what I have read in his final tribal council debates for Survivor Offensive 2, but I wont hold it against him. And of course my new whipping bitch for personal attacks CJ. CJ give it up girl, you are not from England, you are not even a girl probably, your friend didn't ask to fuck you when he was talked out of buying a gun for a pack of condoms. I message CJ knowing already she's an alias based on her facebook [Just because you can photochop the words ISURV1VOR ARABIA =) on your hand does not mean you exist]. I ask her what part of England shes from. London, big surprise, because the average person only knows one city from England. I ask her is she's going to school. She's a senior and going to university next fall. She's seventeen =D. O RLY? CJ, if you would have in fact, I don't know, perhaps researched England. You would know school systems are not the same. Educate yourself. She also clearily has no sense of her time zone either. Better luck next time CJ. I told her right to her face she's an alias and to spill who she is. But she's still 'CJ' in her twarped adolescent homosexual boy mind.
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Post by jakeheartspen15 on Apr 15, 2009 18:41:32 GMT -5
Episode 1
The Axis of Fagdom aka Me, Robbie, Chris, and Luke kind of made an unspoken arrangement and have agreed to rid the game of our favorite little english girl CJ, sending her out of Arabia back to Buckingham palace.
Alex, who I thought would be more on board with the idea, was trying to push for CJ to stay and Bleeker to go. Clearly, he made some kind of deal with her, and clearly that rumor about CJ, AMANDA, VART, and Mystery Person X being alligned was true... since Amanda is 'reluctant' about voting for her as well.
PAUSE
Can I just say one thing about Amanda...
Greys Anatomy, Chemistry, Hufflepuff or whatever fucking Harry Potter term she has under her name... Can you say VIRGIN? [Lulz, I'm such a bitch]
UNPAUSE
This just reinforces my decision that CJ should leave - she's a strategic nuance, she sucked at the challenge, and she is a dyslexic and a half. I am pretty bad, but she's just below the realms of Elementary. 'Prove' 'Alia' I'm about to pee.
I also made sure to message Mr. Bleeker that CJ was trying to campaign against him and I was happy to learn he was well aware and that he was going to be voting for her, him, it, heshe, shehe as well.
So after realizing that the get Bleeker plan out clearly was not going to work, she decides to try and turn it on me. Alex reported this to me, which surprised me because I thought he was alligned with CJ, maybe he just realized her ass is being sent off on a camel into the sunset and he needs a back up plan? I don't know. I just hope CJ didn't get to anyone or has some Hidden Idol in her pants, and No I'm not talking about her penis.
Hope I stay =D
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