Post by Alexander on May 27, 2009 14:44:43 GMT -5
Since I'm an asshole I'll save it here so it can be admired and in case something happens to it 
First off all let me start with congratulations, it is a great achievement to make it this far and you shouldn’t let other people tell you you don’t deserve it, some of you might have played better games than others but you made it here so something right you must done to make it this far right? I have a shitload questions to ask, why? Because it’s the Final Tribal Council and I want to get a good read of each of you so I can crown the most deserving winner… wait? You actually thought Robbie had my vote locked because he is the one I like the most? Yeah, not gonna happen, this is a competition about strategy and social skills not a popularity contest, so each of you will have a chance at my vote even if I’m not exactly your fan. I ask complete honesty and I don’t to see anyone suck up because that just irks me and makes me not want to vote for you, good luck. Ultimately I would vote for who I feel deserves it most because I adored this game and I had so much fun and I want a great winner to come out from this season, even if I do hate more than half the cast, oh well at least I’ll make sure the winner is a deserving one.
Oh and if anyone complains about how many questions I’m asking and how hard they are, well boo-hoo, they are my questions and if you want my vote you’ll take it as a man.
Amanda – At the beginning of the game I thought you were this smart, strong player but as the game went by you seem to loose interest in the game and of me as person, we stopped talking besides the times when I approached you which was a complete bummer ‘cause I truly like you. I also feel you always had some sort of excuse to miss things in the game, I don’t know why but you always seemed to busy to be in the game, I didn’t see much of your game but I hope you can explain it to me and I can see it throughout other jurors questions.
Miss Jamie – You are trooper girl! You played an amazing strategic game and you were social enough, you were great all around player and while I was truly hurt by your backstab which evidently sent me home I give you mad props for that move because it placed you in a far better position than you were, even though you were in an amazing position regardless. Good luck honey.
Robbie – Hey dollface! How’s it going? You know I adore you to pieces and I wanted you to get here, but I still want you to prove to me that you do deserve to be the Sole Survivor of a game that meant so much to me besides the fact I did hate more than half the cast. You were an underdog throughout the whole game and you made it here, however I have to take into consideration you did want quit at some point which made me want to grab a hammer and hammer the shit out of you. But still, you made it so kudos on that. Good luck.
Now let’s get down to the questions, remember while I might have been rooting for Robbie to make it this far that does not mean I’m voting for him, all I wanted was for him to get here and show me he deserves it but my vote is still completely in the air.
Individual Questions
Amanda – Why did you sign up for a game if you didn’t have enough time to play it? Why were you always busy and also how busy were you really and how much of it was excuses?
Miss Jamie – I want to know the thought process that went through your mind the round I left, I want to know why you ultimately decided that jumping to Taylor and Amanduh’s side was better than going with me. Why did you ultimately took the decision to take me out?
Robbie – I want to know if you ever thought about backstabbing me, like it ever crossed your mind, actually… I want to know where I stood with you this whole game starting from the beginning. I also want to know what ultimately changed your mind out of quitting.
Questions for All
This questions are to be answered by all three of you, no exceptions and no excuses.
As we all know Survivor is a social game, it truly is, that, for me it’s the most important part of the whole experience, if you don’t have a good social game you don’t deserve to win because it means you didn’t take enough time to get to know the people you were playing against which is a pitty because those people are voting for you. Below are some questions about our jury members [or important pre-jurors] so I know how well you got to know your peers, this is probably the most important part of my whole torture. If you want, you can PM me your answers so there is no “copying” just state that you are doing so.
[Please don’t ask for help, I want to know how well YOU got to know the player]
1. How many sons and how many daughters does Mel have?
2. What’s the name of the guy Teagan likes?
3. Name all the jurors who have a girlfriend or had a girlfriend during the game, extra points if you can say the name of said girlfriend.
4. Which jurors claims to like Big Brother or RR/RW much more than survivor?
5. Which juror lives with his mother?
6. How many siblings do I have? Extra points for their names.
7. Name one song that Vartevar’s band made a cover of.
8. What’s Luke’s favorite food?
9. What’s the name of CJ’s brother?
10. What is Bud running for?
11. What’s my favorite song?
12. How many fingers does Park have on his left hand?
13. Which player is allergic to bananas?
14. What’s Ginny’s favorite type of pajamas?
15. What color are my eyes?
Of course as a winner you ought to know how other people played the game, what their strategy coming in was and how it changed. List all jurors and tell me what their strategy was coming into the game and what they changed it to, later on. Also rank them on their gameplay 1 being the one who played the best and 7 being the one that played the worst and compare each juror to a survivor from the show and explain why.
If this game was being aired on TV please tell me what edit each of the 18 players will get [including yourself] and why do you think they’ll get that edit.
Now it’s time for you to give out some awards, add the name of the player who you feel deserves the award the most and explain why. If you choose yourself as an answer, explain why and say who will be the runner up.
Most over-rated-
Most under-rated-
Most under-achieved -
Most over-achieved –
The Alpha Male Award –
The Mastermind Award –
The Flirt Award –
The Pitty Award – aka someone who didn’t do anything but thinks they did.
The Evil Wizard – aka the biggest villian
The Knight in Shining Armor – aka the biggest hero
The Damsel in Distress – aka someone who constantly needed to be saved.
If you could remove one juror from the jury and replace them with a pre-juror who would those be and why?
Alumni were pretty cool throughout this whole game, whether observing, playing game with us and they had importance during that photo hunt challenge, I want you to tell me which alumni is your favourite and why. This has nothing to do with my decision but I’m just curious.
I guess I’ll stop there before I get some hate mail about how much time this is going to take out from you, work hard and good luck!
Oh and if anyone complains about how many questions I’m asking and how hard they are, well boo-hoo, they are my questions and if you want my vote you’ll take it as a man.
Amanda – At the beginning of the game I thought you were this smart, strong player but as the game went by you seem to loose interest in the game and of me as person, we stopped talking besides the times when I approached you which was a complete bummer ‘cause I truly like you. I also feel you always had some sort of excuse to miss things in the game, I don’t know why but you always seemed to busy to be in the game, I didn’t see much of your game but I hope you can explain it to me and I can see it throughout other jurors questions.
Miss Jamie – You are trooper girl! You played an amazing strategic game and you were social enough, you were great all around player and while I was truly hurt by your backstab which evidently sent me home I give you mad props for that move because it placed you in a far better position than you were, even though you were in an amazing position regardless. Good luck honey.
Robbie – Hey dollface! How’s it going? You know I adore you to pieces and I wanted you to get here, but I still want you to prove to me that you do deserve to be the Sole Survivor of a game that meant so much to me besides the fact I did hate more than half the cast. You were an underdog throughout the whole game and you made it here, however I have to take into consideration you did want quit at some point which made me want to grab a hammer and hammer the shit out of you. But still, you made it so kudos on that. Good luck.
Now let’s get down to the questions, remember while I might have been rooting for Robbie to make it this far that does not mean I’m voting for him, all I wanted was for him to get here and show me he deserves it but my vote is still completely in the air.
Individual Questions
Amanda – Why did you sign up for a game if you didn’t have enough time to play it? Why were you always busy and also how busy were you really and how much of it was excuses?
Miss Jamie – I want to know the thought process that went through your mind the round I left, I want to know why you ultimately decided that jumping to Taylor and Amanduh’s side was better than going with me. Why did you ultimately took the decision to take me out?
Robbie – I want to know if you ever thought about backstabbing me, like it ever crossed your mind, actually… I want to know where I stood with you this whole game starting from the beginning. I also want to know what ultimately changed your mind out of quitting.
Questions for All
This questions are to be answered by all three of you, no exceptions and no excuses.
As we all know Survivor is a social game, it truly is, that, for me it’s the most important part of the whole experience, if you don’t have a good social game you don’t deserve to win because it means you didn’t take enough time to get to know the people you were playing against which is a pitty because those people are voting for you. Below are some questions about our jury members [or important pre-jurors] so I know how well you got to know your peers, this is probably the most important part of my whole torture. If you want, you can PM me your answers so there is no “copying” just state that you are doing so.
[Please don’t ask for help, I want to know how well YOU got to know the player]
1. How many sons and how many daughters does Mel have?
2. What’s the name of the guy Teagan likes?
3. Name all the jurors who have a girlfriend or had a girlfriend during the game, extra points if you can say the name of said girlfriend.
4. Which jurors claims to like Big Brother or RR/RW much more than survivor?
5. Which juror lives with his mother?
6. How many siblings do I have? Extra points for their names.
7. Name one song that Vartevar’s band made a cover of.
8. What’s Luke’s favorite food?
9. What’s the name of CJ’s brother?
10. What is Bud running for?
11. What’s my favorite song?
12. How many fingers does Park have on his left hand?
13. Which player is allergic to bananas?
14. What’s Ginny’s favorite type of pajamas?
15. What color are my eyes?
Of course as a winner you ought to know how other people played the game, what their strategy coming in was and how it changed. List all jurors and tell me what their strategy was coming into the game and what they changed it to, later on. Also rank them on their gameplay 1 being the one who played the best and 7 being the one that played the worst and compare each juror to a survivor from the show and explain why.
If this game was being aired on TV please tell me what edit each of the 18 players will get [including yourself] and why do you think they’ll get that edit.
Now it’s time for you to give out some awards, add the name of the player who you feel deserves the award the most and explain why. If you choose yourself as an answer, explain why and say who will be the runner up.
Most over-rated-
Most under-rated-
Most under-achieved -
Most over-achieved –
The Alpha Male Award –
The Mastermind Award –
The Flirt Award –
The Pitty Award – aka someone who didn’t do anything but thinks they did.
The Evil Wizard – aka the biggest villian
The Knight in Shining Armor – aka the biggest hero
The Damsel in Distress – aka someone who constantly needed to be saved.
If you could remove one juror from the jury and replace them with a pre-juror who would those be and why?
Alumni were pretty cool throughout this whole game, whether observing, playing game with us and they had importance during that photo hunt challenge, I want you to tell me which alumni is your favourite and why. This has nothing to do with my decision but I’m just curious.
I guess I’ll stop there before I get some hate mail about how much time this is going to take out from you, work hard and good luck!
~Alex
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